Ohhh... last night !!!!

Geekbabe

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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this
strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't
forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during
the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed
still leaves a tingling sensation in me.


You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,
without any reservations, you laid on my naked
body...you sensed my indifference, so you started to
bite my body without any guilt or humiliation, and you
drove me crazy while you sucked me dry.



Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke
up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My
body still shows your marks, making it harder to forget
you.



Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
as soon you appear I will quickly grab you and won't let
you go, will hold you with all my strength so you won't
disappear. Won't rest until l squeeze your blood
out.....





..........You *&^%$#@! little mosquito !!!! :D


Credit for this goes to my sick friend Art down in DC :D


:D
 

aphex

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I hate mosquitos too...

On a tangent, did you know only female ones bite? :D
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: HotChic
ROFLMHO - with a thread title like this from you, I knew something was up. :D

Laughing your what off?

Laughing my head off. I don't particularly like using acronyms that say things I wouldn't say in RL.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: HotChic
ROFLMHO - with a thread title like this from you, I knew something was up. :D

Laughing your what off?

Hooters?

:Q

LOL,Better chill there Maul, I've now got No Pest Strips to go along with the trout, first I smack silly then they land on the big sticky tape muwhahahaha !!! :D
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: sheselectric
Yep, only the females bite, and they prefer to bite blondes!

Funny thread BTW. :)

actually they are drawn to darker colors. :)
 

AreaCode707

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Actually, they are drawn to carbon dioxide - I think I heard somewhere so I might be wrong.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Actually, they are drawn to carbon dioxide - I think I heard somewhere so I might be wrong.

they are drawn to a few things. darker colors, i've never heard the carbon dioxide one, perfumes/colognes, movement, and sweat are the ones i remember.
 

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Your friend is crazy
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Remines me of that one time at the beach (Lake Erie), I thought it would be cool to take a nap lying on a beach towel at night. Turns out to be a blood bath, as I was the buffet for all the skeeters that night.