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<< That's alright, I can get pretty crotchety too when my hemmeroids act up >>
Well pull yer head out of yer arse and give them some breathing room. >>
So you're a proctologist now? I'll avoid the easy gay joke, as I'm sure you haven't functioned properly since '73 anyways.
Oh well, if you want to spend the remaining $26K of your retirement fund, which you've no doubtedly dipped into heavily already, go right ahead. It ain't gonna help your floundering sex life.