xeno2060
Golden Member
so.... im sittin out on the front porch one night with my girl and man I gots to fart. I mean its hurtin I got's to fart. So I figure I'd try the ole one cheek sneek. So I try to let one rip and it goes pretty good. See I'm sittin on the swing and the dog is sittin under me on the swing. So, I blame it on the dog and grannys sitti'n there do'in her knittin and she blames it on the dog. she said rover get the hell away from there.Now I'm saying oh yeah. so I gotta let another one rip. SoI let it rip. granny says god d@mit rover get out from under there. So I'm like oh yea that's good." I'm fixin to get flamed but thats ok yer a bunch of godd@mn yankess and i still love ya."now back to the joke. "So I gotta fart again. I let it rip one more time. then granny who's just sittin there knittin and I thought was blamin it on the dog says god d@mit rover get out of the before the son of a b!tch sh!ts on ya....
