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Oh the things kids say...................NSFW language

I always tell my daughter to say wildly inappropriate things like that to her teachers and stuff when they give her a hard time. She never would of course, but it makes us laugh :^D
 
lol that asian chick was hot

anyway, if my kid disrespected me like that, i'd send them to school with "this is my punishment" written on her forehead and a handlebar mustache in black sharpie.

it'll be a long time before she pulled that disrespect shit on me again.
 
my friends dont really censor themselves around their kids most of the time, they just make it clear what are "adult" words and what arent

one of them is pretty good about understanding that and doesnt say anything inappropriate.

the other one (age: 5) was eating his mac n cheese one day and it fell on the floor and he looked at it and after a pause just said "fuck it"
 
xSauronx said:
my friends dont really censor themselves around their kids most of the time, they just make it clear what are "adult" words and what arent

one of them is pretty good about understanding that and doesnt say anything inappropriate.

the other one (age: 5) was eating his mac n cheese one day and it fell on the floor and he looked at it and after a pause just said "fuck it"
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Didn't expect lulz with the punchline(I figured it'd be bad), but did.
 
My friend told me a pretty funny story about their kid who I believe is now 4. He was playing with construction trucks when he got interrupted for dinner time. He didn't want to go to the table but had to, so he ate really quick. When he finished, he asked if he could go back to his trucks and mom and dad said sure. Excited, he got up and ran to the other room.

They then heard him say: "Alright, enough dicking around, it's time to dig us a hole".

How can you punish a kid after that? I would be laughing too much.
 
xSauronx said:
my friends dont really censor themselves around their kids most of the time, they just make it clear what are "adult" words and what arent

one of them is pretty good about understanding that and doesnt say anything inappropriate.

the other one (age: 5) was eating his mac n cheese one day and it fell on the floor and he looked at it and after a pause just said "fuck it"
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At age 5, he's already learned how to deal with life's problems. :thumbsup:
 
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lxskllr said:
I always tell my daughter to say wildly inappropriate things like that to her teachers and stuff when they give her a hard time. She never would of course, but it makes us laugh :^D
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I am laughing that you have a daughter that doesn't listen to you.

full lolz.
 
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