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oh sweet nastolgia...

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illusion88

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I was feeling a bit nastalgic this late night so I looked up some old threads. Came across this gem here. God, I cant stop laughing, what a funny thread. It's about me attempting to get laid after my High School Prom. For those who care, no I crashed and burned like the bad guys in Top gun. My god, the flames were high that night. Some advisors you fvckers are! 😛

Anyways, thought I would share.

 
Originally posted by: lager
Go to sleep please.
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biotch I am dwelling in the past! I have also gotten out my prom pictures and yearbook... so... PISS OFF!

EDIT: this thread concerns a party a few weeks prior where the said prom date was drunk and attempted to seduce me. Yeah....
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
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oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
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oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
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So you didn't make your move? She was giving you a foot rub! You should have offered to give her a massage, and slowly work your way to her panties. I guess the advice is a bit too late now.
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
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oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
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So you didn't make your move? She was giving you a foot rub! You should have offered to give her a massage, and slowly work your way to her panties. I guess the advice is a bit too late now.
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Yeah, that would have been awkward considering the other ocupants of the LIVINGroom. All 8 of them or whatever. "hey guys, we need to uhh... comedere this room.... so uhhh, could you leave?"

EDIT: about the POLE. No, that wasn't me. But
this thread is close to said topic.
 
The only way you can find that special women is by asking women out and dating them. But you have to accept the fact you will get rejected by some of them.
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
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oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
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So you didn't make your move? She was giving you a foot rub! You should have offered to give her a massage, and slowly work your way to her panties. I guess the advice is a bit too late now.
Click to expand...

Yeah, that would have been awkward considering the other ocupants of the LIVINGroom. All 8 of them or whatever. "hey guys, we need to uhh... comedere this room.... so uhhh, could you leave?"
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Sooo?! The other guys would have either cheered you on, or been jealous of you scoring. But you didn't even need to take it that far right there... you could have started it, get a little frisky with her, making out, etc, then ask if she wants to get a room with you... if she says yes, then go grab a motel room.
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
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oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
Click to expand...

So you didn't make your move? She was giving you a foot rub! You should have offered to give her a massage, and slowly work your way to her panties. I guess the advice is a bit too late now.
Click to expand...

Yeah, that would have been awkward considering the other ocupants of the LIVINGroom. All 8 of them or whatever. "hey guys, we need to uhh... comedere this room.... so uhhh, could you leave?"

EDIT: about the POLE. No, that wasn't me. But
this thread is close to said topic.
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Ooops, that's right, it was intim83. Sorry 😱
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
Click to expand...

oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
Click to expand...

So you didn't make your move? She was giving you a foot rub! You should have offered to give her a massage, and slowly work your way to her panties. I guess the advice is a bit too late now.
Click to expand...

Yeah, that would have been awkward considering the other ocupants of the LIVINGroom. All 8 of them or whatever. "hey guys, we need to uhh... comedere this room.... so uhhh, could you leave?"
Click to expand...

Sooo?! The other guys would have either cheered you on, or been jealous of you scoring. But you didn't even need to take it that far right there... you could have started it, get a little frisky with her, making out, etc, then ask if she wants to get a room with you... if she says yes, then go grab a motel room.
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Ah, whatever. Crashed and burned. Kinda used to it now.
Man, did you read to the end of that? What a good flamefest. WE used to have such good flamefests. They were so common back then. *sigh* oh the days...
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
LOL i remember that. What did happen?
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oh it was interesting. During the dance we got seperated. And I couldn't find her. We later found eachother about 3/4 of the way through the dance. We danced, and then went to her friends house with a bunch of people. She gave me a foot rub and fell asleep in a different room. I drove to my house (lived real close), got changed, and fell asleep on the floor. She woke up before me, left to go to work, and then never called. A few days later I called her, and she preemptively broke up with me.

I was told we were never dating, thus the preemptive breakup.
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What?!? I just read that whole thread for nothing? I expected some sort of 'second coming of Jesus' followup to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
If you insist on misspelling the word "nostalgia," could you at least misspell it the same way all of the time?
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:beer:

(Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that..)
 
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