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oh SNAP...don't bullfight.

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you served yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you served yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

😕 he ate man balls!!! :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Skoorb
WTF does snap mean?

An expression which expresses expression.

Sound resulting from impact of end digit of one's middle finger against one's ring finger when latter is rested upon base of one's thumb, resulting from middle finger being pressed at angle against ball of thumb until pressure overcomes friction of contact between middle finger and thumb, at which time inertial friction yields to pressure and middle finger alights rapidly upon ring finger; NOTE: all actions described occur in single hand. Word..
lol
 
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