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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
my dad, he told me a story that i wish i've never heard... 🙁


he told me when i was around 2 or so or younger..or a bit younger than 2,
he said i walked in when he was boning my mom...

he then said i went up to the bed next to them, and imitated my dad's movements...


i was so distraught, i went to my mom, and asked her if it was true and she went "WTF..he told u that?!" i went "noooooooo!"

WHY DAD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS STORY WHY!??!?!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULDA BEEN A FINE KID IF YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS STORY!
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how old were u when ur dad told this story??
 
Originally posted by: KirbsAw
Originally posted by: csaddict
if they never had sex you wouldn't be here. Embrace it.
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By "embrace it" do you suggest he go watch? :disgust:
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Naa, just set up a webcam, and sell access to the image from it.😉
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
I hear wet noises :disgust:
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Awesome.....he's probably crushing it from the rear.
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Lol, the couple of times that Ive caught them recently he was hitting it from the back but I think it was just for secrecy since we were at other peoples houses! EWWWWWW😱
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
my dad, he told me a story that i wish i've never heard... 🙁


he told me when i was around 2 or so or younger..or a bit younger than 2,
he said i walked in when he was boning my mom...

he then said i went up to the bed next to them, and imitated my dad's movements...


i was so distraught, i went to my mom, and asked her if it was true and she went "WTF..he told u that?!" i went "noooooooo!"

WHY DAD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS STORY WHY!??!?!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULDA BEEN A FINE KID IF YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS STORY!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Best story ever!
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
my dad, he told me a story that i wish i've never heard... 🙁


he told me when i was around 2 or so or younger..or a bit younger than 2,
he said i walked in when he was boning my mom...

he then said i went up to the bed next to them, and imitated my dad's movements...


i was so distraught, i went to my mom, and asked her if it was true and she went "WTF..he told u that?!" i went "noooooooo!"

WHY DAD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS STORY WHY!??!?!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULDA BEEN A FINE KID IF YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS STORY!
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LMAO!!!!!!!
 
You should slam their door as hard as you can.....frighten the sh*t out of them. They won't know what to do, and your father won't be able to finish......that would be pretty f*cking funny.
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
You should slam their door as hard as you can.....frighten the sh*t out of them. They won't know what to do, and your father won't be able to finish......that would be pretty f*cking funny.
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Lol hahahahahah!
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
You should slam their door as hard as you can.....frighten the sh*t out of them. They won't know what to do, and your father won't be able to finish......that would be pretty f*cking funny.
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Wow, that would be so messed up, haha
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I boned my girlfriend on the steps right outside her parents room last night.
Quiet sex is horrible.
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Puawahawhhwahahahaaaa. You woke them up by saying "I'm gonna cum!!!"
 
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