Oh my god, generic Frosted Mini Wheats are ridiculous.

[CarlKillerMiller]

So, being the piss-poor college student that I am, and feeling guilty about spending any more than I have to, I've started buying bagged cereal. So, after spending a whole $2.50 on a bag of "Frosted Mini Spooners" (lawl) I came to this conclusion:

They have so much sugar frosting on them that simply opening a bag near a diabetic would result in a 911 call.

That's about all.

Oh yeah, and generic cocoa crispies suck.

 

[Platypus]

Real men eat Bigg Mixx.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: Platypus
Real men eat Bigg Mixx.

Ah, yes, Bigg Mixx, that wonderful blend of froot loops, apple jacks, cocoa krispies, frosted flakes, corn pops, and spiders from the floor of the kellogg's factory.

Never has a prize at the bottom of the box terrified more children.

 

[Platypus]

How can you go wrong with a "cartoon character which combined the physical features of a chicken (head and lower body), wolf (face), moose (antlers), and pig (snout) and was commonly depicted in commercials as being ravenously hungry."?

I mean really..

And there were toys!

 

[Baked]

LOL @ Spooners. Where did you buy that cereal from? The adult video store?

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: Baked
LOL @ Spooners. Where did you buy that cereal from? The adult video store?

I purchased it in Aisle 9a in Meijer: "Sexual food products"