Oh My Fvcking God

[Eli]

Originally posted by: MachFive
"Hey, dude, you know what'd rawk?"
"No? What?"
"Let's break into some dude's apartment, open his blinds, jerk it in the mayo, and then leave."
"Dude. That's totally, like, awesome."

LOL....

 

[glen]

realestate agents who show your house without askign you ahead of time are the worst human beings on the planet.

 

[Savarak]

go check how many 3DMarks you lost!!!

 

[Nitemare]

Woah, they opened up your blinds and used your toilet..


Maintenance?

 

[StageLeft]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ragazzo]

your friendly neighborhood...ghost? heh

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: fjorner

Originally posted by: GaryShandling
There was a thief inside, he was searching for valuable items that were portable enough to take on foot.
As he was searching, he heard noise outiside OR was checking for people on shortly spaced intervals by opening the blinds and looking out the window.
On 1 interval he saw someone coming towards the door and ran out the back entrance in which he broke into.

(Whole theory negated if you dont have back door)

Yeah right.

When would he have had time to jerk in the mayo?

Ever seen Van Wilder, maybe it was not his

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: fjorner

Originally posted by: GaryShandling
There was a thief inside, he was searching for valuable items that were portable enough to take on foot.
As he was searching, he heard noise outiside OR was checking for people on shortly spaced intervals by opening the blinds and looking out the window.
On 1 interval he saw someone coming towards the door and ran out the back entrance in which he broke into.

(Whole theory negated if you dont have back door)

Yeah right.

When would he have had time to jerk in the mayo?

80% of the male ATOT population could do it in 6 seconds.

 

[Yax]

Okay, so was the toilet seat down? IF so, its a chick who needed to go pottie. Are there sht stains? If not, then she did number 1. If the Toilet is clogged or the seat is cracked, then she's huge.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: fjorner

Originally posted by: GaryShandling
There was a thief inside, he was searching for valuable items that were portable enough to take on foot.
As he was searching, he heard noise outiside OR was checking for people on shortly spaced intervals by opening the blinds and looking out the window.
On 1 interval he saw someone coming towards the door and ran out the back entrance in which he broke into.

(Whole theory negated if you dont have back door)

Yeah right.

When would he have had time to jerk in the mayo?

80% of the male ATOT population could do it in 6 seconds.

This explains 80% of the male ATOT population's spectacular failure to get any nookie, doesn't it?

 

[Jeff7181]

80% of the male ATOT population could do it in 6 seconds.

Twice

 

[imported_Papi]

It was me. I had to go pee. Sorry.

 

[JSClark]

Scotty, are you a programmer? do you work at home?

Check for fiber optic cameras, and be weary of punks breaking in and beating you with bats and trashing your computer