Oh..my aching nose...it's swollen...my fault

[MichaelD]

I have a big nose to begin with so this ain't helping. It's not broken...been there, done that.

My GF and I were watching the game yesterday and horsing around...you know, wrestling and stuff. She went to piff me upside the head and I blocked it with my left hand. Well, the force of her hand forced the back of my hand right into my nose.:Q

It was one of those "put your hands over your nose and try not to cry from the pain" things. I thought for sure I was going to open my eyes and see gushing blood everywhere. But there was nothing....I shrugged it off.

She left and I went to sleep.

Woke up this morning, and the bridge is swollen a little. No black and blues, no blood...it's just...bigger. It's not like I've got an eggplant hanging off my face or anything...it's not THAT big...it just hurts.

Thanks for listening.

 

[Fausto]

Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

Damn you. Hey, I was WINNING...until I started sobbing like small child....

 

[Hoober]

Nelson, "HAHA."


What Fausto said. HAHA.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

Damn you. Hey, I was WINNING...until I started sobbing like small child....

A small redheaded child, that is....

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

[nelson] HAHA [/nelson]

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

[nelson] HAHA [/nelson]

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

[nelson] HAHA [/nelson]

Sympathetic bunch, aren't we?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

Damn you. Hey, I was WINNING...until I started sobbing like small child....

A small redheaded child, that is....

Excuse me?

Michael,better go get an X Ray,sounds like your nose might be broken

 

[MichaelD]

Oh, I'm feelin' the love, that's for sure.

 

[MichaelD]

Thanks Baff...er, Geekbabe. It's not broken. I've had my nose busted before...which is why it looks the way it does now.

I'd know if it was broken. But thanks.

 

[vi edit]

So, is there anyway you can turn this around and get guilt uhhhhhhh.....favors?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
So, is there anyway you can turn this around and get guilt uhhhhhhh.....favors?

Tried that last night. Didn't work. I have a gut feeling that I will find myself over at her place tonight, though. It's sympathy time!

 

[dabuddha]

i read all that and thought you had eggplants coming out of your nose

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
i read all that and thought you had eggplants coming out of your nose

What did I tell you about drinking before noon?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: dabuddha
i read all that and thought you had eggplants coming out of your nose

What did I tell you about drinking before noon?

....and about huffing paint while drinking?

 

[Nohr]

Have her kick you in the shin. Your nose won't hurt so much, promise.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: dabuddha
i read all that and thought you had eggplants coming out of your nose

What did I tell you about drinking before noon?

....and about huffing paint while drinking?

but it makes work go by so much better.... but that could be cause i wake up around 8pm on the floor choking on my drool

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Sounds like pseudo-spousal abuse.. time to call in the cops & file a report

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hehe....your girlfriend kicked your ass.

/laughs and points

[nelson] HAHA [/nelson]

 

[spiridion]

pics?

 

[d33pt]

hahha..reminds me of the time i tried to headbutt my gf, but hit her in the nose instead...

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: d33pt
hahha..reminds me of the time i tried to headbutt my gf, but hit her in the nose instead...

DUDE!!!:Q How could you? Why would you want to headbutt her anyway? Just buy those big, foam-rubber boxing gloves and use those....it's much safer.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: dabuddha
i read all that and thought you had eggplants coming out of your nose

What did I tell you about drinking before noon?

....and about huffing paint while drinking?

but it makes work go by so much better.... but that could be cause i wake up around 8pm on the floor choking on my drool

Uh....you sure that's drool? You may have some opportunistic male coworkers..... :Q

 

[Beau]

So, um.... back to this whole wrestling thing..... were your clothes on or off....... :Q