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Oh, how I detest the VW beetle.

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I can think of no other vehicle on the planet (or at least that you're likely to see on our roads) I'd rather be seen in less than the current gen of the VW beetle. We all know it's the female's version of the jetta. Well, what really bugs me about them is that I have not seen in months a single beetle driven by a girl that did NOT have a bloody plastic freaknig flower in the dash. What's with this? Do they give them away when you buy it? Is there a law that you have to have a plastic bloody flower in your dashboard if you drive a beetle? Is it some sort of meaningless symbol of your freedom or love of nature? Are you a hippy reborn? STOP. For my sake.
 
<---- works for a VW dealership....

Yes I agree they are very girly...and plasticky. Good thing I'm not a salesman...
 
everytime i see a guy driving one, i silently have to chuckle to myself and hope that he is only borrowing his g.f's car

edit: and yes, every one ive seen has the flower in it.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I can think of no other vehicle on the planet (or at least that you're likely to see on our roads) I'd rather be seen in less than the current gen of the VW beetle. We all know it's the female's version of the jetta. Well, what really bugs me about them is that I have not seen in months a single beetle driven by a girl that did NOT have a bloody plastic freaknig flower in the dash. What's with this? Do they give them away when you buy it? Is there a law that you have to have a plastic bloody flower in your dashboard if you drive a beetle? Is it some sort of meaningless symbol of your freedom or love of nature? Are you a hippy reborn? STOP. For my sake.
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That's funny. I've never seen a male version of a jetta.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I can think of no other vehicle on the planet (or at least that you're likely to see on our roads) I'd rather be seen in less than the current gen of the VW beetle. We all know it's the female's version of the jetta. Well, what really bugs me about them is that I have not seen in months a single beetle driven by a girl that did NOT have a bloody plastic freaknig flower in the dash. What's with this? Do they give them away when you buy it? Is there a law that you have to have a plastic bloody flower in your dashboard if you drive a beetle? Is it some sort of meaningless symbol of your freedom or love of nature? Are you a hippy reborn? STOP. For my sake.
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The beetle is made for women and pansies.

Not only are they stupid looking, the drivers still haven't figured out how to drive yet. Of all the bad drivers I see on a daily basis, 95% of them drive beetles.
 
Originally posted by: radioouman
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I can think of no other vehicle on the planet (or at least that you're likely to see on our roads) I'd rather be seen in less than the current gen of the VW beetle. We all know it's the female's version of the jetta. Well, what really bugs me about them is that I have not seen in months a single beetle driven by a girl that did NOT have a bloody plastic freaknig flower in the dash. What's with this? Do they give them away when you buy it? Is there a law that you have to have a plastic bloody flower in your dashboard if you drive a beetle? Is it some sort of meaningless symbol of your freedom or love of nature? Are you a hippy reborn? STOP. For my sake.
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That's funny. I've never seen a male version of a jetta.
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Has a longer tailpipe that sounds like a mosquito
 
My roommate drives one, it's surprisingly quick (and has an amazingly small turning radius).

I wouldn't drive one, but it's not a bad little car.

Viper GTS
 
beetle = girl
jetta = unisex
GTI = boy

worst are the riced beetles with a mid spoiler/exhaust/18" rims
any why would VW make a turbo version of this car i will never know
 
I came up with a great idea for VW a few months back. The end of the assembly line for Beetles should be the start for one of those machines that makes cars into cubes.
 
I like the old ones better, but the news ones are OK. I like the Black or Dark Blue ones, they look a little beefier.

The bud-vase goes back to the days of the old beetle.
 
My tech teacher drives a Beatle. His wife drives a Prelude. Its actually a pretty slick little car for middle aged men with no kids, assuming you get it in silver or summat. Plenty of trunk space (Believe it or not, I've stuffed 5 Dells in that car, monitors and all).

His lacks flower-power.
 
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