OH GUYS! I GOT A PROBLEM GUYS I GOT A PROBLEM! I know what stage i'm in!! And it scares me!

[shortylickens]

I KNOW what stage I'm in! Im in that paranoid stage guys!
Like, I KNOW this is the stage! the stage where you paranoid and you know it, but you know you gonna be messed again later!
But rtight now you know you just in the paranoid stage and you gotta keep it together! Just be cool and keep it together man! DONT FREAK OUT!
I KNOW IM IN THAT STAGE GUYS! And its freakin me OUT!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Lol somebody had some fun with the magic dragon I see.

 

[shortylickens]

OH GUYS! I AHD A GREAT REVELATION ABOUT LANGUAGE GUYS!
GUys I had a revelation about language! Guys I realizes something!
That pause at the end of every sentence? That pause has a reason. The definition of a sentence is "one idea' and guys every language has this same function! Guys every language has this same function for one reason! Guys the reason at the pause at end of sentence? That one second is the time it takes for an average human brain to work out one sentence, which is one whole idea! And guys all human brains are basically the same! its just the language we been programmed in that seperates us! But we can all come together and speak as humans my brothers! Yes we can do it! Its just like Obama said! Yes we can! We can overcome our shit and be really good people to each other!

 

[shortylickens]

GFUys niot paranoid! Not paranoid BUT!
I did turn on all the lights in the house and I locked all the doors! And I put on a hoodie and a scented candle in the corner!
BUT GUYS I AM NOT PARANOID!!

 

[shortylickens]

OH SHIT MDDAFACKAS! I IS STONED AS SHIT AND I JUST HAD TRUE CONSCIOUNESS!
DUDE! gettin stoned ion tej intertetn to tuecou conscoussenss cuze we all conecferd now!!

 

[sandorski]

Whoah man.

 

[kage69]

He's gone to plaid. Higher than giraffe pussy.

 

[sdifox]

Posting while under the influence is usually a bad idea. Yet in op's case he seems to be far more coherent.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

 

[IronWing]

 

[scorpmatt]

as much eye cancer as there is in this thread, glad it's not real cancer. fvck cancer

 

[brianmanahan]

somehow, mayne returned

 

[nakedfrog]

One of those 15,000mg gummies must have kicked in.

 

[skyking]

oh god I am such a lightweight after 30 + years. some of those edibles terrify me.
Hell some of those buds with exotic names in the little tubes.

 

[scorpmatt]

oh god I am such a lightweight after 30 + years. some of those edibles terrify me.
Hell some of those buds with exotic names in the little tubes.

just remember, if you feel like you're going out of control, take another bong rip. preferably a standard bowl filled with flower and not mixed with dabs, hash, or kief.

 

[Captante]

I KNOW what stage I'm in!

Wait let me guess.... the "mom dropped me on my head repeatedly" stage ?!?

 

[snoopy7548]

Maybe he finally realized he's a midget?

 

[scorpmatt]

Maybe he finally realized he's a midget?

short people got.... nobody

 

[Muse]

OH SHIT MDDAFACKAS! I IS STONED AS SHIT AND I JUST HAD TRUE CONSCIOUNESS!
DUDE! gettin stoned ion tej intertetn to tuecou conscoussenss cuze we all conecferd now!!

You are communicating with wurds because it's all you have in this medium. But not all thinking is wurds... wurds are tools for communication, they are a medium.

 

[Muse]

short people got.... nobody

Well, they got each other. Actually short people are cool and it's not a handicap to be short as long as you can reach what you need. And did you know...

Black ladders lack bladders!

 

[Muse]

This may help:

 

[Lanyap]

Somebody get the Narcan, stat!

 

[Zim Hosein]

I KNOW what stage I'm in! Im in that paranoid stage guys!
Like, I KNOW this is the stage! the stage where you paranoid and you know it, but you know you gonna be messed again later!
But rtight now you know you just in the paranoid stage and you gotta keep it together! Just be cool and keep it together man! DONT FREAK OUT!
I KNOW IM IN THAT STAGE GUYS! And its freakin me OUT!

Last seen Yesterday at 10:48 PM

 

[Zim Hosein]

OH GUYS! I AHD A GREAT REVELATION ABOUT LANGUAGE GUYS!
GUys I had a revelation about language! Guys I realizes something!
That pause at the end of every sentence? That pause has a reason. The definition of a sentence is "one idea' and guys every language has this same function! Guys every language has this same function for one reason! Guys the reason at the pause at end of sentence? That one second is the time it takes for an average human brain to work out one sentence, which is one whole idea! And guys all human brains are basically the same! its just the language we been programmed in that seperates us! But we can all come together and speak as humans my brothers! Yes we can do it! Its just like Obama said! Yes we can! We can overcome our shit and be really good people to each other!

"Saved." Enjoy the read w/ your morning coffee!

 

[DigDog]

i feel this thread should be in the lifers forum because it's too NEFish for OT