Oh great & powerful ATOT, help me find a man bag

[Pliablemoose]

I've preordered an iPad 3G, and am going to dump smartphones (at least for a while) and need a man bag.

My criteria:

1.) <$100
2.) Fairly small, I have a handful of laptop bags/packs, and they're all too big.
3.) Needs a shoulder strap

$10 PP to anyone that submits what I end up buying, or a discarded pink Moto Razor that I need to get rid of (it was my daughter's, you sick fvcks), your choice

Please post a link & or pic.

 

[Platypus]

http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/messenger/
http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/laptop/

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

 

[Pliablemoose]

Sorry, one of the unwritten criteria was that I didn't want any bag GA owns.

 

[GaryJohnson]

Real men don't carry bags, you just need bigger pockets:

http://www.scottevest.com/company/ipad.shtml

 

[MJinZ]

I've preordered an iPad 3G, and am going to dump smartphones (at least for a while) and need a man bag.

My criteria:

1.) <$100
2.) Fairly small, I have a handful of laptop bags/packs, and they're all too big.
3.) Needs a shoulder strap

$10 PP to anyone that submits what I end up buying, or a discarded pink Moto Razor that I need to get rid of (it was my daughter's, you sick fvcks), your choice

Please post a link & or pic.

Dump a smartphone that you can slip into your pocket. Carry a manbag everywhere for a Ipad instead.
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Apple, this is criminal.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Dump a smartphone that you can slip into your pocket. Carry a manbag everywhere for a Ipad instead.
Apple, this is criminal.

Apple makes the damn iPhone, I wanna carry an iPad. Thing is I used my smartphone at work a lot, now I'm confined to a lead lined room, and have 1/2 hour breaks, may as well break out an iPad, and I need my phone battery to last days instead of hours for being on call.

 

[SKORPI0]

Jack Bauer Messenger Bag :awe:

 

[Platypus]

Jack Bauer Messenger Bag :awe:

Skorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Let's say someone just mugged you and took your man bag, how would you describe it to the popo?

 

[Riceninja]

 

[olds]

I use godless' scrotum. Doesn't hold much but he had no use for it.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Real men don't carry bags, you just need bigger pockets:

http://www.scottevest.com/company/ipad.shtml

Live in SoCal, no way I'm gonna wear extra clothes.

 

[MJinZ]

Apple makes the damn iPhone, I wanna carry an iPad. Thing is I used my smartphone at work a lot, now I'm confined to a lead lined room, and have 1/2 hour breaks, may as well break out an iPad, and I need my phone battery to last days instead of hours for being on call.

That sucks. Time to get a better Smartphone? My Droid will last 3 days without charging with light use.

 

[nakedfrog]

Do you need a dedicated pouch for your Vagisil, to make sure it doesn't get on the screen?

 

[blackdogdeek]

$19.95 http://store.colemans.com/cart/ammo-pouch-wwii-euro-large-p-233.html
$12.95 http://store.colemans.com/cart/musette-bag-p-272.html

 

[BurnItDwn]

These bags should hold a man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_bag

 

[preslove]

offtopic: Jason Chen won't need a bag for his iPad after Apple & California get done screwing him. He'll have nice, stretched out compartment to put it in...

Anyway

eBags is a great retailer- here are some options
http://www.ebags.com/product/stm-bag...a-small/151160
http://www.ebags.com/product/case-lo...-attach/126772
http://www.ebags.com/product/stm-bag...a-small/135753
http://www.ebags.com/product/case-lo...-medium/125395
http://www.ebags.com/product/case-lo...g-small/125394

 

[Pliablemoose]

Do you need a dedicated pouch for your Vagisil, to make sure it doesn't get on the screen?

I use a Ziplock bag for the Vagisil.

 

[nakedfrog]

I use a Ziplock bag for the Vagisil.

That's thinking with your dipstick!

 

[JSt0rm]

http://www.brooklynindustries.com/bags-messenger-bags/bullfrog3

I present the bullfrog from brooklyn industries. Lifetime warranty on the material. I've been carrying the same one every day for 4 years.

http://www.brooklynindustries.com/bag_warranty/ <-- the warranty

Since pp money is on the line I present the entire brooklyn industries bag catalog.