Three things NEVER to do when you are REALLY drunk:
1. Try to booty-call an ex-girlfriend: she didn't want you when you were sober...WTF makes you think she wants your sloppy-drunk ass humping away when you're bombed?
2. Pick up and use ANY tools at all. To include: power tools (Once, I cut a huge hole in my bathroom wall with a Sawzall and didn't know why I did that the next morning....long time ago). Screwdrivers (the outlet plates WILL NOT fall out of the wall unless you tighten every single one tonight) and God forbid messing with ANYTHING inside your main PC's case. No-no-no and no; don't do it.
3. Post anything in ATOT...people will make fun of you. 😉
BTW, say hello to the Porcelian God for me, will 'ya?
*thereds is praying "oh please, God *hurllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll* I'll never do it again....*hurlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*...oh please just let me fall asleep *bleahhhhurllllllllll*