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OH GOD Call me Mister CHOKEDOT.COM

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CHfan4ever

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Its simple.There a nice woman who come to my job every saturday(always alone! ).I just have a crush on this girl.Every time i serve her i just panic,dont try to chat,just simply serve her.Probably to shy to ask her out ..dunno.

But everytime, before she come to me to get served etc, i always look at her.Ands he seem to have noticed that im looking at her....by looking back at me.OMG im just choking everytime.Everytime she seem to look at my direction, i just change the direction i am looking......weeee

But i said to myself..."thats it dude.Stop acting like a 12 years old boy who try to make his 1rst girlfriend of his life, dude saturday she will come again, just tell her your crazy about her, and you want to know her and go out dinner, anything with her"

So i prepare myself mentally for saturday( ohh yeah lot of meditation etc rofl. 😉 ).But the WORST THING HAPPEN TONIGHT!!!!! I finish working at 8h10, chat with the guys at job, and decide to leave.And guess what is the first thing i saw, exiting from the store just NEXT to my job????A squirrel?? NO??Osama Ben Laden?? Hell no.This hottest women of my dream??? YOU CAN BET ON IT!!!I JUST REALISE SHE IS WORKING AT THE STORE RIGHT NEXT TO MY JOB OMG!!!! I notice her, she notice me!And i said " Hey hi!" with a little sign of my hand!! Wow!And guess what i did next? I FVKIN CONTINUE WALKING!!!I was just not ready at all for that OMG!So i continue walking on the street while she is walking back at me like at 10m of me!!!!!

God someone shoot me.I cannot be mister chokedot.com anymore that that...

So what i am doing tonight??? well drinking a freakin beer thinking about my super move tonight....Hey hi! Wow.What a compliment...

You know how i can compare myself to???Jan Bulis of the montreal canadiens.Hes the only nhl player who can have an empty net et be at 5 feet of it, and shoot complete far from it.


I have a suddent headache now.After banging my head around 300 time on the wall thinking about my incredible move.

Did i screw that tonight you think guys with the simple" HEY hi! "?My god i think yeah...
 
Originally posted by: ifesfor
But everytime, before she come to me to get served etc, i always look at her.Ands he seem to have noticed that im looking at her....by looking back at me.OMG im just choking everytime.Everytime she seem to look at my direction, i just change the direction i am looking......weeee
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When she notices, smile instead of looking away guiltily.
 
dude... just find a reason to buy whatever is in the store that she works in, and talk to her. and maybe lay off the beers beforehand 😉
 
The prob is that she probably work downstairs of her job (its a high quality food store, and went there a few time, and never notice her....so i guess she the one making the food there)

Awwww man why do women charm us 🙁 .I just end up a 2 years + relashionship and promise myself to never hurt myself again....and guess what....im in love like i never been for the last 10 years jessh... )
 
Make a t-shirt special for her that says "Damn, you're hot, wanna go out?" and wear it next time you know she'll be coming in. Then stand up, point and your shirt, and smile broadly.
 
Originally posted by: sonambulo
meng, fcuk women, meng. women are nothing but trouble, meng. fcuk them all.
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Isn't that the general idea?
Well, maybe not Rosie O'Donnell. But other than that.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sonambulo
meng, fcuk women, meng. women are nothing but trouble, meng. fcuk them all.
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Isn't that the general idea?
Well, maybe not Rosie O'Donnell. But other than that.
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Eh, if you're a guy, Rosie O'Donnell doesnt want to fsck you anyway. At least, not in the literal sense.
 
Mr. choke a chicken what? You said hi, next time pause and talk longer maybe? It's not good to appear too anxious anyway.
 
I had trouble reading that. Are you drunk or just suffering a mild concussion (from banging your head on the wall)?
 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
I had trouble reading that. Are you drunk or just suffering a mild concussion (from banging your head on the wall)?
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I think you may be on to something. He's yet to post anything remotely coherent after that too, eh?
 
Originally posted by: ifesfor
But you know....i just know one thing....


im in love...
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No, that's either lust or infatuation you're feeling, I'm pretty sure. Call it love after you've, I dunno, had a conversation or something?
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog

No, that's either lust or infatuation you're feeling, I'm pretty sure. Call it love after you've, I dunno, had a conversation or something?
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I dunno man.How would u call it when u just cant stop thking about this girl,even if you know nearly nothing about her?Crazyness?

I just cant wait for every saturdays to show up, so i just can see her again, if its only for like a minute or 2.


I must be nuts...
 
Originally posted by: ifesfor
Originally posted by: nakedfrog

No, that's either lust or infatuation you're feeling, I'm pretty sure. Call it love after you've, I dunno, had a conversation or something?
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I dunno man.How would u call it when u just cant stop thking about this girl,even if you know nearly nothing about her?Crazyness?

I just cant wait for every saturdays to show up, so i just can see her again, if its only for like a minute or 2.


I must be nuts...
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I already told you, that's lust or infatuation, quite possibly both. Seriously, work up the testicular fortitude to speak to her meaningfully, or go with the t-shirt idea.
 
You only live once--Ive had many many many situations such as your self, I still regret to this day
-Monzi
 
I think i need to buy myself one more testicules to have mroe guts to invite her, give her my phone numer etfc...2 aint enough!!!!

Oh go to sleep now...tomorrow is saturday....she will come!

Jesus im 30 years old and a girl still make me feel like this....its not good.
 
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