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So I hate life.
Decided to go to see the new batman last night/this morrning. Running off two hours of sleep.
The movie was cool, just not the painfull painfull throbbing of my head.
Bah, someone shoot me.
 
so he doesn't have a super power, right? so how can he be a super hero without a super power?


if i put on some goofy tights with a cape and get a badass car, can i call myself a superhero?
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
what is batman's super power?
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According to the comic books, he's rich, very intelligent (he's supposedly studied enough things that he would basically qualify for a doctorate in history, chemistry, biology, etc., etc...), and he's trained his body to the very peak of human strength (so not super-human strength, but just as much as a human possibly could).

So he's a preppy nerd that's on the juice. And he has issues......... LOTS of issues......
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
so he doesn't have a super power, right? so how can he be a super hero without a super power?


if i put on some goofy tights with a cape and get a badass car, can i call myself a superhero?
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If you can float around town, afford a tank, and take on the evil ninjas, all at the same time, you can be a supper hero in my eyes.
 
Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.
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wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman
 
Uh, dude, Batman is a genius:

Anti-shark Spray,
Anti-cat Spray,
Anti-Clamato Spray,
Anti-falling-300-feet-from-the-top-of-a-tall-building Spray... the list goes on
 
Just a warning though. Before trying to take on evil ninjas, be prepaired for craftyness.
Thoughs ninjas are crazy mean, and sport swords. But on a lighter note, if you were batman you could fight crazy ninjas while trippin balls. Thats always fun.:beer:
 
Yeah...it might be cool to be Aqua man to be able to breathe underwater...

BUT HE TALKS TO FISH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO A FISH???

Aquaman: "Hello fish...."
Fish: "Hi Aquaman"
Aquaman: "Have you seen anything unusual....under the water???"
Fish: "....." *blink* *blink* "....Hi Aquaman."
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.
Click to expand...

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman
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I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.
 
Originally posted by: kogase
Uh, dude, Batman is a genius:

Anti-shark Spray,
Anti-cat Spray,
Anti-Clamato Spray,
Anti-falling-300-feet-from-the-top-of-a-tall-building Spray... the list goes on
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It does it does.
 
Originally posted by: shud
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.
Click to expand...

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman
Click to expand...

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.
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exactly, if he has no super power, especially not any related to bats, why is he batman?

if he is just a smart guy that has lots of anti-sprays, then he should be "spray man" and "super smart guy man" or "i am rich and smart guy man"
 
You guys are so lame. A super hero has to have magical powers, but the one dude who foils criminals by being smart and using tools, is not a superhero.

Krunk SMASH!
 
Originally posted by: shud
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.
Click to expand...

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman
Click to expand...

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.
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At least hbe didnt pick a mosquito, or a pack lama. He could be pack lama man.
Id want to be like green lantern or somthing. Coolness.
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: shud
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.
Click to expand...

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman
Click to expand...

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.
Click to expand...

exactly, if he has no super power, especially not any related to bats, why is he batman?

if he is just a smart guy that has lots of anti-sprays, then he should be "spray man" and "super smart guy man" or "i am rich and smart guy man"
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The bat thing is to make everyone fear him, and be afraid.
 
Originally posted by: Last Rezort
So I hate life.
Decided to go to see the new batman last night/this morrning. Running off two hours of sleep.
The movie was cool, just not the painfull painfull throbbing of my head.
Bah, someone shoot me.
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huh,
take some aspirin/advil?
 
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