Oh Crap

[Last Rezort]

So I hate life.
Decided to go to see the new batman last night/this morrning. Running off two hours of sleep.
The movie was cool, just not the painfull painfull throbbing of my head.
Bah, someone shoot me.

 

[Kalvin00]

Bah, someone shoot me.

*BANG*

 

[FoBoT]

what is batman's super power?

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what is batman's super power?

Being rich.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what is batman's super power?

Being rich.

I mean...he can KIDNA fly...if you call that flying....more like strategic <sp?> falling to me

 

[FoBoT]

so he doesn't have a super power, right? so how can he be a super hero without a super power?


if i put on some goofy tights with a cape and get a badass car, can i call myself a superhero?

 

[Last Rezort]

He's rich and can leap 20 expensive hookers in a single bound. Oh, did i mention he's rich?

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what is batman's super power?

According to the comic books, he's rich, very intelligent (he's supposedly studied enough things that he would basically qualify for a doctorate in history, chemistry, biology, etc., etc...), and he's trained his body to the very peak of human strength (so not super-human strength, but just as much as a human possibly could).

So he's a preppy nerd that's on the juice. And he has issues......... LOTS of issues......

 

[shud]

He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
so he doesn't have a super power, right? so how can he be a super hero without a super power?


if i put on some goofy tights with a cape and get a badass car, can i call myself a superhero?

If you can float around town, afford a tank, and take on the evil ninjas, all at the same time, you can be a supper hero in my eyes.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman

 

[kogase]

Uh, dude, Batman is a genius:

Anti-shark Spray,
Anti-cat Spray,
Anti-Clamato Spray,
Anti-falling-300-feet-from-the-top-of-a-tall-building Spray... the list goes on

 

[Last Rezort]

Just a warning though. Before trying to take on evil ninjas, be prepaired for craftyness.
Thoughs ninjas are crazy mean, and sport swords. But on a lighter note, if you were batman you could fight crazy ninjas while trippin balls. Thats always fun.:beer:

 

[Scarpozzi]

Yeah...it might be cool to be Aqua man to be able to breathe underwater...

BUT HE TALKS TO FISH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO A FISH???

Aquaman: "Hello fish...."
Fish: "Hi Aquaman"
Aquaman: "Have you seen anything unusual....under the water???"
Fish: "....." *blink* *blink* "....Hi Aquaman."

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: kogase
Uh, dude, Batman is a genius:

Anti-shark Spray,
Anti-cat Spray,
Anti-Clamato Spray,
Anti-falling-300-feet-from-the-top-of-a-tall-building Spray... the list goes on

It does it does.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.

exactly, if he has no super power, especially not any related to bats, why is he batman?

if he is just a smart guy that has lots of anti-sprays, then he should be "spray man" and "super smart guy man" or "i am rich and smart guy man"

 

[So]

You guys are so lame. A super hero has to have magical powers, but the one dude who foils criminals by being smart and using tools, is not a superhero.

Krunk SMASH!

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.

At least hbe didnt pick a mosquito, or a pack lama. He could be pack lama man.
Id want to be like green lantern or somthing. Coolness.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: shud
He's not a super hero. His gimmick is probably worse than Aqua Man's.

wait a minute. auqaman has a couple of super powers, right?

he can breathe underwater like a fish
he can communicate with sea creatures
he is stronger than a man


any more? can he fly? i don't think so, i think he always rode in the invisible plane with wonder woman

I mean the whole bat thing vs. living underwater, not their actual powers. He could have picked so many sweet animals and he chooses a bat.

exactly, if he has no super power, especially not any related to bats, why is he batman?

if he is just a smart guy that has lots of anti-sprays, then he should be "spray man" and "super smart guy man" or "i am rich and smart guy man"

The bat thing is to make everyone fear him, and be afraid.

 

[Last Rezort]

Wow, id never noticed before but they really got some crappy comics.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
So I hate life.
Decided to go to see the new batman last night/this morrning. Running off two hours of sleep.
The movie was cool, just not the painfull painfull throbbing of my head.
Bah, someone shoot me.

huh,
take some aspirin/advil?