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OH CANADA!...Here we come! *UPDATE* ABORT! ABORT!

narzy

narzy

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So me and a buddy of mine are tired of where we are, he's loosing his job in few days and I'm a free spirit, so we're taking 4 grand and illegally immigrating to Canada...we have no prospects for jobs, or even a place to stay but we're smart we'll figure something out. So if you happen to live in Vancouver and want to meet some chill bro's hit me up...we leave in 3 weeks!

**UPDATE**

We didn't make it :| got half way across washington and landed in a small town called Moses Lake, 20,000 people, not to shabby for a hole in the desert floor. My buddy split and landed in Arkansas to live with his cousins and I found a career training program and have become a PAW (Professional Ass Wiper) also known as a CNA. I'll be working on my LPN this fall...the thing that sucks is I almost made it...only 140 miles to the boarder...but when opportunity knocks...gotta take it...right?

Its been a big transition but I think it's working out for the gooder.

Peace!
 
Well clearly you are not educated or have any useful skills, otherwise you could legally import yourself.
 
Originally posted by: narzy
So me and a buddy of mine are tired of where we are, he's loosing his job in few days and I'm a free spirit, so we're taking 4 grand and illegally immigrating to Canada...we have no prospects for jobs, or even a place to stay but we're smart we'll figure something out. So if you happen to live in Vancouver and are willing to house two bums for a short period of time (forever) hit me up...we leave in 3 weeks!
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fixed.
 
going to vancouver without a plan and 4 grand seems like a risky situation. I would go up there first as a visit and try finding a place to live and a job and then going from there. Going there with only 4 grand and no plan might be a bit stressful.
 
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Firebot
4 grand in Vancouver. That will last about 2 days...
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2 Canadian Days or 2 US Days?
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:laugh:

Also, I don't want to meet anyone who describes themselves as a "chill bro"

mostly because I hate the word "chill." when used in that context. Chill fits more in the "chill until ready to serve" category. A "chill bro" is probably code for smelly hippie.

Don't worry Canadian friends, ship them back here and we'll have them flipping burgers in a week. 😀
 
If I weren't lazy, I'd check to see if you are one of the Americans who complains about Mexicans illegally entering the US in some of the threads on this board ... but I just can't say I care enough 😛
 
Originally posted by: error162
will alert immigration of your arrival
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Yeah, maybe putting your real name and home town in your profile isn't a good idea when you're announcing to the world that you're planning on doing something illegal 🙂

Oh, and just in case you decide to change it, let's post it here:

First Name: Tim
Last Name: Thorpe
Username: narzy
City: Salem
Province/State: Oregon
Country: United States
Website: http://www.cleanyourdirt.com/
E-mail Address: tim.thorpe@cleREMOVEanyourdirt.com

😛

Can I nominate this thread for pwnage of the year honors? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: error162
will alert immigration of your arrival
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Yeah, maybe putting your real name and home town in your profile isn't a good idea when you're announcing to the world that you're planning on doing something illegal 🙂
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For Posterity:
First Name: Tim
Last Name: Thorpe
Username: narzy
City: Salem
Province/State: Oregon
Country: United States
Website: http://www.cleanyourdirt.com/
E-mail Address: tim.thorpe@cleREMOVEanyourdirt.com
Message Posts: 6047
Joined: 02/26/2000 05:45 PM
Last Visited On: 03/16/2007 06:02 AM
Average Posts Per Day: 2.35
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Originally posted by: narzy
So me and a buddy of mine are tired of where we are, he's loosing his job in few days and I'm a free spirit, so we're taking 4 grand and illegally immigrating to Canada...we have no prospects for jobs, or even a place to stay but we're smart we'll figure something out. So if you happen to live in Vancouver and want to meet some chill bro's hit me up...we leave in 3 weeks!
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Originally posted by: narzy
So me and a buddy of mine are tired of where we are, he's loosing his job in few days and I'm a free spirit, so we're taking 4 grand and illegally immigrating to Canada...we have no prospects for jobs, or even a place to stay but we're smart we'll figure something out. So if you happen to live in Vancouver and want to meet some chill bro's hit me up...we leave in 3 weeks!
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You're just asking for it...
 
This is the part of the thread where narzy comes back and says that this was all a big joke and that an outstanding citizen like himself would NEVER break immigration laws!

Right Narzy? 😉
 
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