OFFICIAL: Your Favorite AnandTech Moderator Quote Thread

[narzy]

There is one Mod per member. I have just been assigned as yours. BTW, my wife recently left me, I am being audited by the IRS, and my dog died.
AnandTech Really Mean Mod

 

[GoldenGuppy]

GG - I try to hide it, but I've been a fan of yours since way back. I would love it if you would send me an autographed picture of you so that I may show all my friends that I am associated with you in some way. I know that you're a busy guy, and that you constantly have rabid girl fans all around bugging the hell out of you. But if you can do me this one favor - I'd be forever grateful
-Anandtech "GG's Number 1 Fan" Mod


The mod obviously has good tastes

)(GG)

 

[Mday]

Your account at AnandTech has been suspended for one week for a personal attack..."The Mods are ass wipes".

Your account will be reinstated in one week.DO NOT sign up or post under a different nick or we will make it a permanent banishment.

AnandTech Moderator

Mday;
Your account at AnandTech has been reinstated.
When I originally read your post "The Mods are ass wipes",I did not see the J/K at the bottom of it.
I apologise for any inconveniance this has caused you,Please forgive my lack of restraint in this matter.
Thank You


AnandTech Moderator


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Mday;
Your account at AnandTech has been suspended for posting a link to a Porn site.
DO NOT sign up under a new nick,this will result in a permanent ban.
Your account will be reinstated in one week.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[veryape]

<< YOUR BANNED >>




Not very creative I know but ah well.....

 

[narzy]

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[Wedesdo]

see sig

 

[WhiteWonder]

i'v never got one, i feel so left out

 

[oLLie]

hasn't this been done and redone?

Ollie

 

[chiwawa626]

I want one... one that preferably says something about my balloon doggies sig...

 

[Hanpan]

I
I
V

 

[narzy]

<< hasn't this been done and redone?

Ollie >>



perhaps it has, but this one is for a higher cause.

 

[dOrKuS]

more more more

 

[MaxDSP]

I'm a goody two shoes and never got on the Mod's nerves. Well, there was this one time, but me and the Mod...ahem..."worked" it out.

 

[crt1530]

Hmmm...how can I get myself a mod saying? I KNOW!

THE MODS ARE ASS WIPES

[Cowardly Lion's voice from "The Wizard of Oz"]ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease[/Cowardly Lion's voice from "The Wizard of Oz"]

 

[Isla]

My all time favorite was this one:

Thou shall not mock the Lord thy Mod.

It still cracks me up to this day...

 

[joohang]

So is Mday banned or what?

 

[Robert01]

I don't know if this is the exact quote, but once the Mod said, "You're outta here!"

Cracked me up...

 

[Azraele]

<< Thou shall not mock the Lord thy Mod >>



Lol, I missed that one.

I've seen at least 3 threads on mod quotes in the past few days. Sounds like they're in demand.

 

[Geekbabe]

LOL,I've never gotten one... but I do crack up reading the ones other folks get

 

[narzy]

this is more on, what ones you've seen that are the funniest/your favorite.

 

[Squisher]

I once had a mod email me "ok" after I sent him/her what must have been a 500 word email pleading to be unbanned.