Official World Cup Soccer Thread

[grrl]

Officials from DPRK confirmed that the entire national soccer team committed suicide to appologise for its failure to please the glorious leader. They all committed suicide with an AK-47 rifle firing 5 shots into their own hearts.

And for further compensation, three generations of their families have volunteered to smash rocks in Hamgyong province for the next 25 years.

 

[sdifox]

And for further compensation, three generations of their families have volunteered to smash rocks in Hamgyong province for the next 25 years.

:biggrin:

I guess it's a good thing our glorious leader is more progressive than the Chinese emperors since they would demand the extermination of anyone within 9 level of relations

 

[Balt]

If only Kim Jong Il himself were on the team, NK would have easily won by at least 20-0. He's probably even better at soccer than golf.

 

[grrl]

If only Kim Jong Il himself were on the team, NK would have easily won by at least 20-0. He's probably even better at soccer than golf.

I think his dad was the pro at golf, his very first time out he shot an 18.

 

[grrl]

:biggrin:

I guess it's a good thing our glorious leader is more progressive than the Chinese emperors since they would demand the extermination of anyone within 9 level of relations

The Chinese don't mess around.

 

[bigrash]

wow wonder what kinda talk Portugal got from their coach to go berzerk like that.

 

[bigrash]

nope, they'll bitch about it being too high a score and they couldn't count that high with one hand.

haha. so true!

 

[sdifox]

wow wonder what kinda talk Portugal got from their coach to go berzerk like that.

You motherfuckers better shape up or I am going to shave your head.

 

[sdifox]

lol now the French Sports Minister is flying into South Africa to read the soccer team the riot act.

 

[Balt]

Yellow cards all over the place.

 

[Balt]

Red card for that? :hmm:

 

[mugs]

Red card for that? :hmm:

Two Chilean players in a row threw themselves on the ground.

Edit: My mistake, the first one just grabbed his face, I thought he fell as he went out of frame.

 

[KeithTalent]

WTF is going on here? Really? A red for that? Ridiculous. :thumbsdown:

KT

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Another assclown of a ref it seems... Sigh...

 

[KeithTalent]

Lame.

KT

Edit: Boy, that sure looked offside.

 

[Via]

This World Cup is getting pretty ridiculous. It's the world cup of the ref.

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

Man the Swiss ALMOST tied it up there. HUGE missed opportunity.

 

[KeithTalent]

What a disgrace of a game.

KT

 

[sdifox]

Swiss acting is almost as good as Italian.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Chile deserved the win anyway, Switzerland just defended the whole match

 

[sdifox]

I didn't catch the ref's name, was it Eric Cartman?

 

[Via]

I didn't see the beginning of the Chile - Switzerland game; I tuned in about 5 minutes before the red card.

I just read it but couldn't quite believe it - That guy didn't have a previous yellow?!?!?!?!?

Holy shit. That really is a disgrace to everything and everyone involved. I automatically assumed he had been given a yellow earlier.

For the first time in my life my enthusiasm for the WC is waning a bit.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

They need to reign in these refs. A blown call here and there is expected from time to time but they are handing out yellow and red cards like candy on Halloween.

 

[evident]

kim jong il calls the Portuguese rout of the North Korean team an act of war!

 

[bigrash]

Spain playing well. Lots of near-misses.