Couldn't have said it better. Except that I'm not going tonight, I'll probably go on Sunday or Monday. Got a friend coming in from out of town who I haven't seen in well over a year. So Triple X will have to wait
friend: hey do you wanna watch xxx on friday?
me: sure! whos starring? anyone famous?
friend: yea! vin diesel!
me: vin diesel, isnt that a guy?
friend: ya, he's the guy in the fast and the furious
me: ok, so why would i want to watch some pr0n with vin diesel anyways?