I resolve to give up my gangster ways to farm peacocks.
Seriously though, my master plan (resolution) is to marry the girl of my dreams. I've known her for 5 years, but just discovered she's into me as much as I am her. Then I want to get a farm somewhere with a huge ass creek/river/waterfalls and have some peacocks running around. And just chill with me, my son, my new wifey and my peacocks.