Cut out the rest of the film and spend a half hour with these two scenes ( car chase and the fight with the clone smiths) and you've got a masterpiece -- nothing on par with the original, which told a masterful tale, to boot -- but eye candy galore. (You may also take a detour to check out Persephone, played by Monica Bellucci. The girl can't speak a lick of English, but she's just about the hottest thing to ever appear on a motion picture screen, so I won't complain.)
The rest of the film is hit and miss. In fact, the first half-hour of Reloaded is so limp you can safely skip it altogether. Low points include a Zion church ceremony (the Biblical metaphors get thick in this one) that turns into a sweaty rave (are these people worth saving?). The dialogue is often corny (Morpheus on his balcony, intoning, "Good night, Zion.") and filled with dorm-room philosophies. And the new supporting characters introduced are unilaterally forgettable. There's a gaggle of goofy leaders running Zion (like we're in some Star Wars council meeting). We get albino-ish twins with dreadlocks and shaved foreheads who look less like villains and more like Muppets with Down's Syndrome. And there's the diminutive Jada Pinkett Smith, who's worked into a tepid love triangle story and who comes off worst of all: Her spiky Lisa Simpson hairdo is about as sophisticated as a mullet. There's a fine line between cool and totally lame. Putting Neo in a dress falls among the latter, as does the abrupt ending, which just about ranks with the season finale of the typical WB TV show.