**Official** Internet April Fools joke thread! **Confirmed**

[Pliablemoose]

Google is hiring

Maybe it's @ the planned base for their 1 GB free email accounts

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: kami
Either the AP is in on this one too,or they are just flippin' IDIOTS!!

Google to offer 1GB email accounts

CNN(AP) article

I heard about that on the news this morning.. I can't belive that actual news broadcasters are falling for it!!

 

[LordJezo]

Credit to Vortex22 for the Blizzard finds.

 

[JoPh]

lol. good stuff.

 

[Vortex22]

Look at Maddox lol

 

[Indolent]

bash.org

3) Unfortunately in this time of increased conservative backlash, when the Passion is the most popular movie in America, we can no longer hold the torch of freedom of speach. Effective immediately, any quote found to be offensive to anyone from anywhere in any time for any reason to any degree will be killed. To ensure no repeat offenders occur, the area of chat that the offending quote originated from will be raided and all parties executed on sight, their pale Mountain Dew filled bodies burned, and the earth salted. The team will be led by public savior Diana Moon Glampers. 3) Unfortunately in this time of increased conservative backlash, when the Passion is the most popular movie in America, we can no longer hold the torch of freedom of speach. Effective immediately, any quote found to be offensive to anyone from anywhere in any time for any reason to any degree will be killed. To ensure no repeat offenders occur, the area of chat that the offending quote originated from will be raided and all parties executed on sight, their pale Mountain Dew filled bodies burned, and the earth salted. The team will be led by public savior Diana Moon Glampers.

 

[elanarchist]

http://www.howstuffworks.com/hydro-ordnance.htm/printable

 

[Homerboy]

http://suprnova.org

claims they are going Japanese. Total BS

 

[cpals]

Originally posted by: elanarchist
http://www.howstuffworks.com/hydro-ordnance.htm/printable

Funny.

 

[LordJezo]

Added the solitare review from Eug.

 

[ElFenix]

homestar rules!

 

[cressida]

wow, thanks LordJezo!

 

[LordJezo]

Just found Yahoo! Music <-- quite well done.

 

[bcterps]

Check out The Motley Fool, some pretty funny stuff going on there.

 

[Turkz]

Electronic Frontier Foundation

 

[bcterps]

Originally posted by: Turkz
Electronic Frontier Foundation

Haha, I like that one, Jack Valenti is joining the Board of Directors!

 

[maziwanka]

hahaha. i like the cartoon network one. i got fooled pretty badly today too! hahaha. its a sh!tty day out there today but im happy

 

[JoPh]

http://www.thinkfishstick.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=35
http://www.seriouszone.com/cms/news.php?action=view&newsid=1353
http://www.beyondunreal.com/
http://www.armchairempire.com/videogame-news/Xbox/April-2004/microsoft-cancels-xbox-2.htm
http://www.nfsunlimited.net/
http://planethalflife.com/hostileintent/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/51/36722.html
http://accelenation.com/?dp.dt.2004.4.1
http://www.dvd-recordable.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1218&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

 

[JoPh]

http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article.asp?ID=52
http://www.auran.com/auran/press.htm
http://www.artlogic.com/company/press_040104.html

phew. enough. to lazy to give descriptions/.

 

[JoPh]

http://geiri3d.klaki.net/archives/000188.html

i dunno if its suppose to be april foosl or not. but i consider it a good chance.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
I'm pregnant!

Just don't tell your husband, k?

 

[Mark R]

BMW's SHEF technology as announced today.

 

[calvinbiss]

I found one:

www.urbandictionary.com has turned to rural dictionary.com

Text

 

Is the Google gmail thing really a joke? Other than the press release being a little weird everything else looks legit to me.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: dwell
Is the Google gmail thing really a joke? Other than the press release being a little weird everything else looks legit to me.

I have a bridge for sale, $1.
stole some links and posted them on my site if ya don't mind.