**Official** Internet April Fools joke thread! **Confirmed**

[LordJezo]

Well, April fools will be rolling in on parts of the world very soon.. and so shall the internet jokes.

Once you find them post them here!! Lets see what the internet throws at us this year!

Current jokes..

Cartoon Network - Adult Swim funny faces

Homestar Runner

1 GB Google Email Accounts

Google hiring for positions in space ( they are providing 2 massage therapists and a sushi chef formerly employed by the pop group Hanson!)

Think Geek - Now shipping Doom 3 and Half Life 2

Quake ported to the infocom text adventure language.. or something

Blizzard:

Press conference

World of Warcraft joke

Warcraft 3 joke

Winbeta now "Mac Beta" (credit: NightCrawler)

bash.org (credit: Indolent)

Howstuffworks.com - Supersoaker warfare (sorta) (credit: elanarchist)

Solitare review

MIT.edu (credit: cressida)

Rage3d.com (credit: ROcHE, even though I am not sure he knew it was a joke)

Yahoo! Music Now with 2 Live Jews!

JACLYN SMITH NUDE! (if mods don't like this one please edit it out.)

Motley Fool's credit advice (credit: benchiu)

1 Minute DVD burning!

AMD to change chip naming convention..

Urban Dictionary (credit: calvinbiss)

Pimps at Sea (new xbox game) (credit: RagingBITCH)

 

[AFB]

The phrase "AMD fanboy" is redundant, everyone with AMDs is a fanboy. From sig.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Well, April fools will be rolling in on parts of the world very soon.. and so shall the internet jokes.

Once you find them post them here!! Lets see what the internet throws at us this year!

There are 31 days in March, it'll be a while LordJezo

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Well, April fools will be rolling in on parts of the world very soon.. and so shall the internet jokes.

Once you find them post them here!! Lets see what the internet throws at us this year!

There are 31 days in March, it'll be a while LordJezo

pwned

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Well, April fools will be rolling in on parts of the world very soon.. and so shall the internet jokes.

Once you find them post them here!! Lets see what the internet throws at us this year!

There are 31 days in March, it'll be a while LordJezo

not in LordJezo world Zimmy....that guy is on his own planet

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Adul

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Well, April fools will be rolling in on parts of the world very soon.. and so shall the internet jokes.

Once you find them post them here!! Lets see what the internet throws at us this year!

There are 31 days in March, it'll be a while LordJezo

pwned

Only thursday.

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Well, April fools will be rolling in on parts of the world very soon.. and so shall the internet jokes.

Once you find them post them here!! Lets see what the internet throws at us this year!

There are 31 days in March, it'll be a while LordJezo

Urm.. yeah, 31 days but lots of time zones. It's already Thursday in many parts of the world.

Looks like you got pwnd!

 

[LordJezo]

Nothing yet?

 

[XZeroII]

"Looks like an explosion at the old Simpson place"
"Forget it, that's two blocks away"
"Looks like there is beer coming from the chiminey"

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
"Looks like an explosion at the old Simpson place"
"Forget it, that's two blocks away"
"Looks like there is beer coming from the chiminey"

"...Bring pretzles. I repeat, bring pretzels."

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: XZeroII
"Looks like an explosion at the old Simpson place"
"Forget it, that's two blocks away"
"Looks like there is beer coming from the chiminey"

"...Bring pretzles. I repeat, bring pretzels."

actually wiggim says something to the effect of "preceding on foot and call backup to bring pretzels"

 

[bigredguy]

Thinking of saran wrapping all the toilets at work. I should get someone...muahahahaha....

 

[Slacker]

The best ones take some planning, heres one to remember for next year, or whenever you wanna fck with your boss's head........

Put an add in the local paper for your bosses job, with his phone number, paying twice what he makes, no experience necessary, start immediately etc etc etc.

 

[Kobota]

suprnova changed its menus to japanese with an update saying they were going to send a satellite in space above japan to host the site.

 

[LordJezo]

anyone else find anything?

 

[TwinkleToes77]

I'm pregnant!

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/

 

[Kerouactivist]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
I'm pregnant!

haha

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: BigJelly

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: XZeroII
"Looks like an explosion at the old Simpson place"
"Forget it, that's two blocks away"
"Looks like there is beer coming from the chiminey"

"...Bring pretzles. I repeat, bring pretzels."

actually wiggim says something to the effect of "preceding on foot and call backup to bring pretzels"

Not exactly. He says "officer proceding on foot call for back up" and then Lou (into the CB says ""...Bring pretzles. I repeat, bring pretzels." Or something very similar

FYI http://suprnova.org is the first April Fools I saw

 

[sillymofo]

That reminds me of a blonde story:

A blonde walks in an elevator and tells the bell boy as she smiles,"T.G.I.F"

The bellboy replies, "S.H.I.T"

Puzzled, the blonde repeats, "T.G.I.F"

Politely, the bellboy answered, "S.H.I.T"

Feeling frustrated, the blonde explains: "Thank Goodness It's Friday!?"

"Sorry Honey It's Thursday!", said the bellboy.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
I'm pregnant!

sorry about that

 

[ThaGrandCow]

this

 

[BaboonGuy]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/

Wait for a while. It's really a cool toon in disguise, a continuation of one my favorite SBemails.

 

[lupohki]

I downloaded Naruto 77 -_-;

 

[kami]

Either the AP is in on this one too,or they are just flippin' IDIOTS!!

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