Official Haiku thread, show off your power, people!!

[ManSnake]

Let me first show off my power, here is my haiku:

A cow humps a tree
Love is an egg silly dick
poop does not smell good

breast milk fart junkie
you rock my world donkey boy
my wookie is gay

behold my left nut
exit from gravy land friend
nipples, nipples yeah

 

[DaveJ]

Long and elongated
Those tacos were in my pants
How will I write now?

Dave

 

[IBhacknU]

uh,

NO!

you can't make me do it

 

[snow patrol]

You know, as originator of the thread, you really ourght to post the 'rules of haiku'.

I would, but I'm lazy so I can't!

 

[Soybomb]

Mansnake likes other snakes
posting odd things to the board
he forgets his problem

 

[ManSnake]

okay okay my bad, look up haiku in a dictionary, then u will know how to write one, too lazy to explain myself!

 

[snow patrol]

lol

 

[snow patrol]

ok ok, for the haiku ignorant:

hai·ku (hk)
n., pl. haiku, also hai·kus.

A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
A poem written in this form.

 

[Yeeny]

Took the bitch test and
I failed it miserably
Practice makes perfect

 

[Mithras]

Your Haikus all suck
Behold MY haiku power
Blowing you away

 

[Soybomb]

Perot and Thoreau
alike Names but different
writer and mad troll

edit: and
If a plus appears
after she wets the test stick
start to save money

 

[Isla]

Is my pee yellow?
If so, I have in me B.
No? Take vitamin.

Am I now dreaming?
The votes will all be counted
See you all in hell

 

[Locutus of Board]

ManSnake starts a thread
He does not happen to know
We think he is dumb

 

[IBhacknU]

my haiku is fresh
the late winter wind is warm
my member is hard

 

[Soybomb]

Hey LoB congrats, you got the effect I was going for, but in a much more effective way

IBhacknU, are those events all related?

 

[IBhacknU]

Soybomb,

like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives!

 

[Namuna]

Oh how I love thee
Ahhh such lovely coconuts
I need more lotion

An Epiphany
Eyes open, my mind awake
Squirtcheese nipple rings

Crusty butt cheddar
Cylinders of suds plenty
No more detergent

 

[prodigy]

You should all bow down
The master of nef haiku
Is finally here

 

[BiggieN]

this should be locked...there is another official haiku thread already! you all know which one that is...ATTN:gd......

 

[DefRef]

Pretentious bullsh*t
It's so bad that my brain hurts
Must kill all poets

 

[prodigy]

You have got no chance
Messing here with the master
You'd better beware.

 

[Soybomb]

Like in team fortress
I use my sniper rifle
to attack defref

 

[somethingwitty]

not interested.
this has been done too often.
oops, did it again

 

[prodigy]

I pick up my 9
Load it, cock it, raise it, aim
you just got shot b!tch.

 

[Weyoun]

something more than life,
but hiding it's face from others,
come out of your shell

addicted to her,
she is life, taught about life,
but then leaves my world