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Official "funniest lines from the Simpsons"thread

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Marge: "Homer, that's not God, that's just a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling."
Homer: (Eating the waffle) "Mmmmm, Sacrelicious..."
 
Pretty much anything Ralph says.

My favorite:

Bart, upon seeing his reflection in Milhouse's glasses, says something to the effect of, "Oh, my god, I'm a nerd!" Then Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses and says, "Oh, my god, so am I!"
 
Funniest part in the simpsons ever...

Lenny: Wow! What a graduation.
Carl: I'll say.
Homer: But with college behind us, we'll need careers. And good
ones.
Carl: What about chestnut roasting? People always need chestnuts.
Lenny: Or begging! I know a place that'll saw your legs off.
Homer: Slow down, fellas. I've got a way we can keep our legs, and
still have a bright future.
Carl: Now you're dreaming.
Homer: Oh, am I?
[at that moment, the dorm room walls split open. The SNPP
cooling towers and some control panels come into view]
Lenny: Of course! Nuclear power!
Homer: It's the job of tomorrow. Today!
Carl: Really?
Homer: Well that settles it! For all those reasons and more, let us
choose an electrifying career in ... line?
Burns: [whispering] Nuclear power!
Homer: [imitating Mr. Burns] Nuclear power!



hahahaha the way homer moves his hand and says it is HILARIOUS HAHAHAH!
 
Milhouse- Check it out bart, dont you like my new earring?
Bart- Milhouse my mom wears earings, do you think shes cool?
Milhouse- NO! I think your moms HOT!
 
What episode is it where Lenny/Carl are giving each other high fives for something really stupid?
Something like "Yeah, I hear that."


I've been trying to figure it out, but don't remember. Anybody have ANY idea what Im' talking about.





KeyserSoze
 
I think that was the "tomacco episode" it was on a couple of weeks ago.
the one where he goes around slapping everyone and challenging them to a duel and finally a cowboy from texas accepts. Homer and family leave town and start a farm. he asked lenny to send him some plutonium. Carl sees lenny put something in the outgoing mail box.
 


<< I think that was the "tomacco episode" it was on a couple of weeks ago.
the one where he goes around slapping everyone and challenging them to a duel and finally a cowboy from texas accepts. Homer and family leave town and start a farm. he asked lenny to send him some plutonium. Carl sees lenny put something in the outgoing mail box. >>

"Hey Lenny, you sendin' some outgoing mail?"
"You know it!"
"I'll probly send some tomorrow"
"I hear that!"
Lenny and Carl then proceed to give each other high fives and shortly after walk away

That has to be the strangest yet funniest Simpsons clip I've even seen
 
when Mr. Burns is on the radio show homer brings him to

Homer: Whats the difference between white people and black people?
Lesbian gladiators: Blankstare
Homer: you see, white people have names like Lenny, while black people have names like Carl!
lebian gladiators walk away
Homer: WWWhhhoooosssss (making motion as Over their heads)
 
Homer's relocation training.


FBI agent:" (frustrated)uhhh...now when I say hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot..you smile and nod.."

Homer: "No problem"

FBI agent: "Hello MR. Thompson.(stomping on homer's foot)"

Homer to the other FBI agent: "(looks around)I think he's talking to you."
 
Adviser: But the Americans tried to KILL you.
Fidel Castro: They not so bad, they even named a street after me in San Francisco.
Adviser: (whisper)......
Fidel Castro: IT'S FULLA WHA?!?!?

(trillion dollar bill)

Flanders: I think we hit something
Homer: I hope it's Flanders
Homer: I'm just kidding, hey.. you're alright.

(Skinner stuck in a dodgeball bag)
Skinner: Nibbles (hamster), chew threw my ball sack

(Seymore's sense of snow)

Homer: I'm usually not a praying man, but if you're out there... PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN!
 


<< "What about pants? Don't you hate pants?" >>



Buahaha... thats one of my favs! This thread is great!
 
i love ralph.

lets see if u guys can match what was going on with sum funny stuff he said.

"Whats a battle?"
"Is this my house? chugga chugga chugga, choo choo"
 
Burns and Homer stuck in the chalet after the avalanche and cabin fever sets in:


Homer: Stay away from me..I have powers....POLITICAL POWERS!!!!(While Roosevelt,Stalin,Ghengis Kahn are slapping bats against their palms).



Also see my sig..




Peace




Lounatik
 
The one where Moe is hooked up to the lie detector.

I can't believe I just took the time to transcribe this 😱

Agent1: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe:No
~buzz
Moe: Alright maybe I did, but I didn't kill him.
~bing
Agent2: Checks out
Agent1: Ok sir you're free to go.
Moe: Good, cause I got a hot date tonight.
~buzz
Moe:A date.
~buzz
Moe: Dinner with friends
~buzz
Moe: Dinner alone
~buzz
Moe: Watching TV alone
~buzz
Moe: Allrigggghht, I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalogue
~buzz
Moe: -pause- ...Sears Catalogue....
~bing
Moe: Now would you unhook this already please! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment
~buzz
 
I forgot this one.

On the episode where Bart sees the future and Lisa is president:

Bart: What happened to you, Lisa? You used to be cool.
Lisa: No I didn't.
 


<<

<< I think that was the "tomacco episode" it was on a couple of weeks ago.
the one where he goes around slapping everyone and challenging them to a duel and finally a cowboy from texas accepts. Homer and family leave town and start a farm. he asked lenny to send him some plutonium. Carl sees lenny put something in the outgoing mail box. >>

"Hey Lenny, you sendin' some outgoing mail?"
"You know it!"
"I'll probly send some tomorrow"
"I hear that!"
Lenny and Carl then proceed to give each other high fives and shortly after walk away

That has to be the strangest yet funniest Simpsons clip I've even seen >>




HAHAHAHAHAHAH AWESOME!!! Man, you GUYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANX



KeyserSoze
 
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