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Official Eagles vs Cowboys thread

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Kev

Lifer
This Sunday the Eagles find themselves in Dallas, going up against a 2-2 Cowboys squad whose season highlights include an impressive 34-31 comeback victory over the juggernaut of the NFL, otherwise known as the San Francisco 49ers.

That's enough sarcasm for now, here's your opportunity to predict how much the Cowgirls lose by.

I'm gonna go with 17. They do have home field, and I'm thinking that last year's blowout at home might provide some motivation for these fellas.
 
umm.. 2 td's at least..

edit: and i'm just counting touchdowns.. they may very well add 3 or 4 field goals to the lead
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I don't care. I hate the Cowboys and I really don't give a crap about the Eagles either.
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Well then let me be the first to thank you for your contribution to this thread!
 
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I don't care. I hate the Cowboys and I really don't give a crap about the Eagles either.
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Well then let me be the first to thank you for your contribution to this thread!
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wtf? where's mine!?
 
Threads like this always have me thinking of SNL.

Ditka vs. the Cowboys... DITKA!

Ditka vs. a hurricane... DITKA!

OK, what if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?

 
McNabb's sports hernia will blow up, resulting in 16 feet of his entrails spilling out of his guts. Stays in game.

Eagles by 24.
 
Originally posted by: laurenlex
McNabb's sports hernia will blow up, resulting in 16 feet of his entrails spilling out of his guts. Stays in game.

Eagles by 24.
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The Eagles bench Mcnabb in the last quarter because of the blowout, and leave in his entrails as backup QB. The entrails join the other Eagles backup QBs in the > 100 passer rating club as it throws for 100 yds and a touchdown against a winded Dallas secondary.
 
I went to the blowout in Dallas on MNF last year. It was incredible! The Eagles fans took over the cowgirls' stadium.

Eagles 38
Cowgirls 13
 
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: laurenlex
McNabb's sports hernia will blow up, resulting in 16 feet of his entrails spilling out of his guts. Stays in game.

Eagles by 24.
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The Eagles bench Mcnabb in the last quarter because of the blowout, and leave in his entrails as backup QB. The entrails join the other Eagles backup QBs in the > 100 passer rating club as it throws for 100 yds and a touchdown against a winded Dallas secondary.
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I think you might be exaggerating a little.

Bet you 5 bucks McNabb's entrails only passes for 50 yards in the 4th quarter. Gut's ain't into running up the score.
 
Originally posted by: laurenlex
Originally posted by: Kev
Originally posted by: laurenlex
McNabb's sports hernia will blow up, resulting in 16 feet of his entrails spilling out of his guts. Stays in game.

Eagles by 24.
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The Eagles bench Mcnabb in the last quarter because of the blowout, and leave in his entrails as backup QB. The entrails join the other Eagles backup QBs in the > 100 passer rating club as it throws for 100 yds and a touchdown against a winded Dallas secondary.
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I think you might be exaggerating a little.

Bet you 5 bucks McNabb's entrails only passes for 50 yards in the 4th quarter. Gut's ain't into running up the score.
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Fine, but my claim about the qb rating stands
 
Originally posted by: Deeko
TODD FRANCE FOR MVP!!!!!

Maybe he can play QB after Roy Williams ends McNabb's season.
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Roy Roy won't have much time to spend on Mcnabb as he helps chase TO around the field.
 
Originally posted by: Deeko
TODD FRANCE FOR MVP!!!!!

Maybe he can play QB after Roy Williams ends McNabb's season.
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Josh Parry is more likely to end Williams season than Roy is to put a real hit on McNab...
 
Cowboys 30
iggles 12

Roy Williams takes out McNabb, Westbrook, and TO. Then, he throws their entrails at Andy Reid, who proceeds to stuff himself full and explodes. iggles owner jeffrey lurie decides to cut all 4, citing poor performance.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Deeko
TODD FRANCE FOR MVP!!!!!

Maybe he can play QB after Roy Williams ends McNabb's season.
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Josh Parry is more likely to end Williams season than Roy is to put a real hit on McNab...
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Josh Parry?

Hold on, let me read that again.

Yea, it really says Josh Parry.

Come on, if you want to talk up the Eagles go ahead, but you have about 10 other starters on that offense that were better choices than Josh Parry.
 
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Deeko
TODD FRANCE FOR MVP!!!!!

Maybe he can play QB after Roy Williams ends McNabb's season.
Click to expand...

Josh Parry is more likely to end Williams season than Roy is to put a real hit on McNab...
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Josh Parry?

Hold on, let me read that again.

Yea, it really says Josh Parry.

Come on, if you want to talk up the Eagles go ahead, but you have about 10 other starters on that offense that were better choices than Josh Parry.
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Well, as much as I'd like to say that Brian Dawkins is going to crush Roy Williams, see Roy driven before him and hear the lamentations of Roy's women, Josh Parry is going to be the one ploughing into him when he blitzes...

 
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