http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars
Edyta Śliwińska - Hot! Hot! Hot! My all-time favorite dancer of the show. Absolutely beautiful woman. Gorgeous and favors skimpy outfits. Full of talent. Often stuck with crappy partners. Seems to have decided to move on with life since they keep giving her losers as partners. She is the reason I started watching the show.
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Anna Trebunskaya - Wonderful, attractive, sexy, and fun with a hint of trouble.
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Brook Burke - Her chest has America's attention. Possibly the most interesting parts of the show. Without her, this season would be a bust. Definitely the best bits on tv. (Do your own google search. Those bits are exposed!)
Jennifer Grey - It is good to see her again. Seemingly innocent enjoyment. A good pairing with Derek Hough.
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Audrina Patridge - Not sure who she is but she looks hot.
Bristol Palin - No talent. Needs to lose weight. What is she doing on tv? As big of a waste of time as little Ms. Osbourne and the rest of her family.
Karina Smirnoff - A semi-cute troublemaker.
Cheryl Burke - Fun to watch and talented. Borderline weight problems but those thick legs look nice.
Florence Henderson - Throwing away her dignity while attempting to shed her "America's mom" image with cussing and un-ladylike behavior.
Mark Ballas & Corky Ballas - Brothers or father & son? Which is it? Both are talented though. Mark looks like a gang-banger without his hair.
David Hasslehoff - For all the strutting he does on TV, my dead grandfather has better moves. The guy is an old has-been with no business on tv. Secretly idolizes Hugh Hefner.
Kym Johnson - As artificial as Hasslehoff. Definitely an appropriate pairing.
Mike Sorrentino - An orange-skinned, Italian wanna-be, New Jersey idiot with no noticeable intelligence.
Michael Bolton - Too drugged out with poor posture from hanging over his guitar. No talent.
Brandy - Less talent than Nicole Scherzinger. Not as fun to watch. Looks like an alien/black mix. Should have more dancing talent in her line of work.
Margaret Cho - Attempting to disguise her lack of talent with poor comedy. Thinks making ugly faces is comedy. Would have better career options as a nurse.
Rick Fox - Who?
Kyle Massey - Who? However he does feel the music and move well. He would be much better with less weight to carry around.
Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Talented but a bit too proud. I hope we see less of his chest this season.
Louis Van Amstel - Poor guy gets crappy partners every season. Guaranteed loser even though he puts the effort in.