Maetryx
Diamond Member
Maetryx here, 😎
RossMAN has been spotted purchasing a USB1.1 cable from a B&M office retail outlet for a whopping US$29.00! When asked to comment, RossMAN said, quote "I couldn't be bothered to hunt down a better price. Time is money. I needed the cable now, and I have it now. Plus I have satisfaction of helping spur the sluggish US economy."
When asked if there was a rebate involved, RossMAN continued: "Rebates are overrated. By the time I spend my time and resources researching the fine print and complying with all the requirements, it just ain't worth it."
RossMAN then tipped the cashier teenager with a crisp $10 bill and then proclaimed his intention of stopping at the Cadillac dealership on the way home. There he picked up their most expensive SUV with extra rust proofing, double the documentation, an extended warranty, and the shortest lease they offered.
Maetryx out.
RossMAN has been spotted purchasing a USB1.1 cable from a B&M office retail outlet for a whopping US$29.00! When asked to comment, RossMAN said, quote "I couldn't be bothered to hunt down a better price. Time is money. I needed the cable now, and I have it now. Plus I have satisfaction of helping spur the sluggish US economy."
When asked if there was a rebate involved, RossMAN continued: "Rebates are overrated. By the time I spend my time and resources researching the fine print and complying with all the requirements, it just ain't worth it."
RossMAN then tipped the cashier teenager with a crisp $10 bill and then proclaimed his intention of stopping at the Cadillac dealership on the way home. There he picked up their most expensive SUV with extra rust proofing, double the documentation, an extended warranty, and the shortest lease they offered.
Maetryx out.
