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xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Now, a story right from the IRC channel from our very own RichardE:

<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> when I was 16, this chick and I were watchign porn..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and it was anal type porn and she turns to me and goes "Lets do anal"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I'm all "Fuck yeah!" but..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I have no lube..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I know I need lube, from the porn see?
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> So I run upstairs to look for some
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and as I open the fridge..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> all I have is this bottle of no name ketchup..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> so I'm all "This will have to do"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I slop some ketchup over my cock..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Not sure if it helped her at all, since I had no idea what I was suppose to do
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I just bend her over, looked at the lil brown hole, aimed and fired
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and put it in in one shot, hurt like a bitch ketchup was everywhere
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I told her to bite the pillow though so I don't know if it hurt her, she was biting the pillow
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Was good times
 

LilPima

Golden Member
Sep 26, 2008
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Originally posted by: Xanis
Now, a story right from the IRC channel from our very own RichardE:

<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> when I was 16, this chick and I were watchign porn..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and it was anal type porn and she turns to me and goes "Lets do anal"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I'm all "Fuck yeah!" but..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I have no lube..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I know I need lube, from the porn see?
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> So I run upstairs to look for some
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and as I open the fridge..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> all I have is this bottle of no name ketchup..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> so I'm all "This will have to do"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I slop some ketchup over my cock..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Not sure if it helped her at all, since I had no idea what I was suppose to do
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I just bend her over, looked at the lil brown hole, aimed and fired
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and put it in in one shot, hurt like a bitch ketchup was everywhere
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I told her to bite the pillow though so I don't know if it hurt her, she was biting the pillow
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Was good times


it's happening live...
 

jlee

Lifer
Sep 12, 2001
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Where'd everyone go? :(

* TheSiege has joined #atot
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* JLee|afk is now known as JLee
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* ZeroIQ is now known as Zero-IQ
 

SagaLore

Elite Member
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: LilPima
Originally posted by: Xanis
Now, a story right from the IRC channel from our very own RichardE:

<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> when I was 16, this chick and I were watchign porn..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and it was anal type porn and she turns to me and goes "Lets do anal"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I'm all "Fuck yeah!" but..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I have no lube..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I know I need lube, from the porn see?
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> So I run upstairs to look for some
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and as I open the fridge..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> all I have is this bottle of no name ketchup..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> so I'm all "This will have to do"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I slop some ketchup over my cock..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Not sure if it helped her at all, since I had no idea what I was suppose to do
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I just bend her over, looked at the lil brown hole, aimed and fired
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and put it in in one shot, hurt like a bitch ketchup was everywhere
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I told her to bite the pillow though so I don't know if it hurt her, she was biting the pillow
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Was good times


it's happening live...

OMG you can't be serious...
 

RichardE

Banned
Dec 31, 2005
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You are all deranged Swine, and while I wholeheartedly accept this, the fact is that we have nowhere for the powerfully inebriated to post after the disastrous Exodus of a Monsieur dNor. So. Post your deranged ramblings here, you fiends. And get drunk enough that this is always on the first page. I shall be cross with you and utter mighty blasphemies in languages with Sanskrit roots if you do not bump this horrid nonsense.
 

pstylesss

Platinum Member
Mar 21, 2007
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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Why does it take so long to connect?

At home it takes a bit but at work it's very fast. I dunno why that is though.

Come play with us everyone!
 

jlee

Lifer
Sep 12, 2001
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Where's the night crew?

I'm all alone with RedArmy and he's threatening to permaban me! :Q
 

MovingTarget

Diamond Member
Jun 22, 2003
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I just nominated myself for ops in the other thread, so I guess I'll do my #atot duty and bump the IRC thread (again).

/shameless self promotion