<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> when I was 16, this chick and I were watchign porn..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and it was anal type porn and she turns to me and goes "Lets do anal"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I'm all "Fuck yeah!" but..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I have no lube..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I know I need lube, from the porn see?
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> So I run upstairs to look for some
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and as I open the fridge..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> all I have is this bottle of no name ketchup..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> so I'm all "This will have to do"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I slop some ketchup over my cock..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Not sure if it helped her at all, since I had no idea what I was suppose to do
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I just bend her over, looked at the lil brown hole, aimed and fired
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and put it in in one shot, hurt like a bitch ketchup was everywhere
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I told her to bite the pillow though so I don't know if it hurt her, she was biting the pillow
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Was good times
Originally posted by: Xanis
Now, a story right from the IRC channel from our very own RichardE:
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> when I was 16, this chick and I were watchign porn..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and it was anal type porn and she turns to me and goes "Lets do anal"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I'm all "Fuck yeah!" but..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I have no lube..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I know I need lube, from the porn see?
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> So I run upstairs to look for some
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and as I open the fridge..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> all I have is this bottle of no name ketchup..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> so I'm all "This will have to do"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I slop some ketchup over my cock..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Not sure if it helped her at all, since I had no idea what I was suppose to do
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I just bend her over, looked at the lil brown hole, aimed and fired
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and put it in in one shot, hurt like a bitch ketchup was everywhere
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I told her to bite the pillow though so I don't know if it hurt her, she was biting the pillow
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Was good times
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<+richarde|AsleepDreamingOfJohnC> I like to keep it strong for all the ladies on my knob..don't wanna disapoint
<+JohnCU|planningTheATOTmeet> OH NOM NOM NOM
Originally posted by: LilPima
Originally posted by: Xanis
Now, a story right from the IRC channel from our very own RichardE:
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> when I was 16, this chick and I were watchign porn..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and it was anal type porn and she turns to me and goes "Lets do anal"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I'm all "Fuck yeah!" but..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I have no lube..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I know I need lube, from the porn see?
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> So I run upstairs to look for some
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and as I open the fridge..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> all I have is this bottle of no name ketchup..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> so I'm all "This will have to do"
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and I slop some ketchup over my cock..
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Not sure if it helped her at all, since I had no idea what I was suppose to do
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I just bend her over, looked at the lil brown hole, aimed and fired
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> and put it in in one shot, hurt like a bitch ketchup was everywhere
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> I told her to bite the pillow though so I don't know if it hurt her, she was biting the pillow
<richarde|AlwaysHornyAfterTheGy> Was good times
it's happening live...
Originally posted by: Rubycon
Why does it take so long to connect?