Since you want to turn a fun, facetious Apocalypse thread into a debate, I'll play along. The book of Revelations in the Christian Bible technically does detail what many Christians believe will happen during the end times. Since these events occur in the future in relation to our present time, this makes it a prediction. Although, it could also be argued that since the events are the will of God, they are not predictions, despite being descriptions of events occurring in the future, but as factual records, given in visions to John by God.
Disclaimer: I am in no way saying that Revelations will occur, nor am I discussing the historical relevance/accuracy of the Bible. I'm just saying that its making predictions about even that will occur.