*Official ANANDTECH Storytime Thread*

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

And the sailor said 'Aloha' while the delicious mermaid waved her fins at the glorious star in the sky.

And the mermaid said nothing because this is a Disney story. But she gets married to the sailor at the end.

Then Bambi jumped over the fence and the manatee ate him up in one giant gulp while the mermaid was cowering by the coral reef.

And the sailor said, "I, for one, welcome our new zombie manatee overlords!"

Whilst the sailor sat watching the moon with its subtle green glow, the manatee spoke and said, "Man I have to go."

 

[Sheepathon]

without warning, THE LORD OF PLATYPUS MOUNTAIN EMERGED FROM HIS JELLO SARCOPHAGUS AND ATE ROSSMAN!!1!1!!one!!?!?!?!?!!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
without warning, THE LORD OF PLATYPUS MOUNTAIN EMERGED FROM HIS JELLO SARCOPHAGUS AND ATE ROSSMAN!!1!1!!one!!?!?!?!?!!

how's da jello

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
without warning, THE LORD OF PLATYPUS MOUNTAIN EMERGED FROM HIS JELLO SARCOPHAGUS AND ATE ROSSMAN!!1!1!!one!!?!?!?!?!!

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, for the lord of Hot Deals was gone.
And the zombie manatees began plotting thier revenge against the platypus kingdom.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
without warning, THE LORD OF PLATYPUS MOUNTAIN EMERGED FROM HIS JELLO SARCOPHAGUS AND ATE ROSSMAN!!1!1!!one!!?!?!?!?!!

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, for the lord of Hot Deals was gone.
And the zombie manatees began plotting thier revenge against the platypus kingdom.

But the luscious mermaid persists anyway,
Pushing the zombies further away.
The platypi amazingly suddenly scatter
And seeing Sheepathon they see what's the matter.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
without warning, THE LORD OF PLATYPUS MOUNTAIN EMERGED FROM HIS JELLO SARCOPHAGUS AND ATE ROSSMAN!!1!1!!one!!?!?!?!?!!

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, for the lord of Hot Deals was gone.
And the zombie manatees began plotting thier revenge against the platypus kingdom.

But the luscious mermaid persists anyway,
Pushing the zombies further away.
The platypi amazingly suddenly scatter
And seeing Sheepathon they see what's the matter.

😀