*Official ANANDTECH Storytime Thread*

[Rip the Jacker]

Reply with 3 words... I'll start:

One night there

 

[JDrake]

was a big

 

[mrSHEiK124]

fat black cow

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: joedrake
was a big

useless ATOT thread.

 

[Xyclone]

which said moo

 

[parsley007]

that was milked

 

[mrSHEiK124]

day and night

 

[potato28]

and had a poo

 

[SmoochyTX]

until it died

 

[Sheepathon]

LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Google." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

 

[Gamer X]

<insert word> <insert word> <insert word>

 

[Xyclone]

but then it rose

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Then the japanses people ate it...

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

And the sailor said 'Aloha' while the delicious mermaid waved her fins at the glorious star in the sky.

 

[bobbybe01]

A pirate appeared...

 

[newParadigm]

and all had asain manatea babies

 

[rezinn]

is it my turn

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

And the sailor said 'Aloha' while the delicious mermaid waved her fins at the glorious star in the sky.

And the mermaid said nothing because this is a Disney story. But she gets married to the sailor at the end.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: newParadigm
and all had asain manatea babies

Which all grew up to look like

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

And the sailor said 'Aloha' while the delicious mermaid waved her fins at the glorious star in the sky.

And the mermaid said nothing because this is a Disney story. But she gets married to the sailor at the end.

Then Bambi jumped over the fence and the manatee ate him up in one giant gulp while the mermaid was cowering by the coral reef.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

And the sailor said 'Aloha' while the delicious mermaid waved her fins at the glorious star in the sky.

And the mermaid said nothing because this is a Disney story. But she gets married to the sailor at the end.

Then Bambi jumped over the fence and the manatee ate him up in one giant gulp while the mermaid was cowering by the coral reef.

And the sailor said, "I, for one, welcome our new zombie manatee overlords!"

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ItmPls

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
LOL WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR VIRILITY OH WISE MANATEE!?!??!!

"Seaweed." replied the manatee, and it said no more.

And then the manatee died in a horrible boating accident. The seaweed won.

Semen came out

And the sailor said 'Aloha' while the delicious mermaid waved her fins at the glorious star in the sky.

And the mermaid said nothing because this is a Disney story. But she gets married to the sailor at the end.

Then Bambi jumped over the fence and the manatee ate him up in one giant gulp while the mermaid was cowering by the coral reef.

And the sailor said, "I, for one, welcome our new zombie manatee overlords!"

Then three manatees rose out of the water and ate the sailer, who then