Official “Thanks Joe” thread

[BoomerD]

If you say "drive for 5" 3 times in a dark bathroom dave will show up and talk about fracking.

Fuck Dave...and fuck fracking. That shit should be banned. (as should the pumping of their waste water into the ground where it can leach into the aquifers.)

 

[BoomerD]

i wasn’t allowed to marry my toaster. Thanks, Joe!!

Blame your state laws...there's no federal law banning the marriage between people and kitchen appliances.

 

[esquared]

Amtrak Joe

Riden' with Biden.

The C'mon man?

Well he does have one of the station stops named after him.

 

[soulcougher73]

That had mistakes in it. Even the vast majority of the black caucus supported it though. But you know what was at least refreshing, Biden admitted later that they made mistakes, especially with the crack cocaine sentencing. I mean at the time it was viewed as a higher level epidemic than other drugs, and they acted on bad info. He regretted it, spoken about it, I can at least deal with a man who can acknowledge his mistakes and grow from them, unlike the majority of the Republican party, which seems to be doubling down on Trumpism, save for a few.

But..but...Joe's not part of the party of 'personal responsibility'....cant be.

 

[soundforbjt]

According to Faux another caravan is on the way, Thanks Joe.

 

[Fenixgoon]

According to Faux another caravan is on the way, Thanks Joe.

but where's our glorious leader who will tell it like it is (TM) and call them murderers and rapists with a few fine people in the mix? /S

 

[soundforbjt]

but where's our glorious leader who will tell it like it is (TM) and call them murderers and rapists with a few fine people in the mix? /S

He’s jetting his way south to personally stop this one by himself...

 

[Paratus]

i wasn’t allowed to marry my toaster. Thanks, Joe!!

have I got a shirt for you.

 

[Zorba]

I went to Target yesterday and all the Olive Oil was behind a locked glass case, just like the condoms and batteries! WTF, Joe?!!

They finally realized white people steal shit too?

Also what shithole do you live in? I've never seen anything locked up at a target.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

They finally realized white people steal shit too?

Also what shithole do you live in? I've never seen anything locked up at a target.

Olive Oil is something for white people?

By that notion are you suggesting condoms and batteries aren't something white people steal?



Really one of the only things I ever see locked up at stores (and it's usually only shit stores like Walmart, CVS, and Walgreens) are cartridge razor-blades. Which @ $30 for a 4-pack or whatever they were at I guess I can see why.

Thankfully hopefully shit like Dollar shave club and such have really driven down those ridiculous pricings lately.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Thanks Joe! ... The Q dummies are losing their minds. Click through and laugh at their desperate attempt to rescue some kind of rational explanation out of the wreckage of their conspiracy.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1351881148444635136

 

[Fenixgoon]

Thanks Joe! ... The Q dummies are losing their minds. Click through and laugh at their desperate attempt to rescue some kind of rational explanation out of the wreckage of their conspiracy.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1351881148444635136

that is...some kind of joke, right? like...how do people buy into something so outlandish? biden is arrested prior to being sworn in?
i'd laugh more if it all weren't so sad and delusional

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1351669555135963143

Thanks Joe for continuing shitty South American policies

 

[HomerJS]

Why would I be pissed about the election when the exact people I voted for are the ones that won?

Trying to deny, Peter? We all know if given the choice voting for Obama vs Trump, you would choose Trump. Just hang a lantern on it, dude.

 

[Thump553]

I'm having a hard time accepting a President Joe. Lieberman's Jomentum schtick killed the name for me.

Slight diversion-Thanks IronWing for reminding me about Joe Lieberman. I became an officially registered Democrat solely so I could vote in the primary against him. Lieberman lost, but he won reelection anyway with the strong backing of the GOP.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Trying to deny, Peter? We all know if given the choice voting for Obama vs Trump, you would choose Trump. Just hang a lantern on it, dude.

He's so woke, dude.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Trying to deny, Peter? We all know if given the choice voting for Obama vs Trump, you would choose Trump. Just hang a lantern on it, dude.

lol if I was begrudgingly willing to vote for Hillary over Trump, then I would have voted for Obama tenfold over Trump.

 

[HomerJS]

lol if I was begrudgingly willing to vote for Hillary over Trump, then I would have voted for Obama tenfold over Trump.

Of course you would. That's why you spent the last 4 years defending him.

 

[HomerJS]

Thanks Joe. Not my first choice but for these times, the best choice.

 

[feralkid]

At Last!

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Thanks Joe for calling on a unifying message - and not a divisive one.

Certain deplorable people such as the majority in this forum keep thinking they can dismiss 50% of this country and they will go away. The world doesn't work like that.

Smart people at least understand that won't ever work.

 

[thilanliyan]

Thanks Joe! ... The Q dummies are losing their minds. Click through and laugh at their desperate attempt to rescue some kind of rational explanation out of the wreckage of their conspiracy.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1351881148444635136

21% said nothing happens, Biden will be POTUS...there's hope yet!!

 

[ch33zw1z]

Thanks Joe for calling on a unifying message - and not a divisive one.

Certain deplorable people such as the majority in this forum keep thinking they can dismiss 50% of this country and they will go away. The world doesn't work like that.

Smart people at least understand that won't ever work.

Yea, you're a funny guy

 

[MrSquished]

Thanks Joe for calling on a unifying message - and not a divisive one.

Certain deplorable people such as the majority in this forum keep thinking they can dismiss 50% of this country and they will go away. The world doesn't work like that.

Smart people at least understand that won't ever work.

I don't dismiss Tens of millions of MAGAs. In fact by realizing many of them are a threat to furthering democracy, I'm am completely acknowledging their presence and power to harm America by living in an alternate reality

 

[ch33zw1z]

It's important to note that magatarians aren't 50% of the country either.