office sluts

[rh71]

Was it elvis on z100 ?

yeah they have awesome topics

today, i'm wearing a white button down with a grey sweater and slate pinstripe pants.

come on, at least tell us what your assistants at your practice are wearing...

 

[Fritzo]

Not a even decent looking woman here.

A sea of some of the brightest geeks and nerds I've ever had the honor to work beside but out of the 150 or so employees at this location there are only 6 or 7 women and none are even a little attractive IMO and most are even a bit repulsive

Same here. One woman even looks like Hagrid from Harry Potter.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Unsurprised she hasn't come in today. She goes out most nights partying until sunrise then makes up some excuse why she can't come to work. Like a child.

She had a nice job at a hospital before here, but got fired cause she was always late or took days off.
Has a kid. Isn't that enough motivation to not fuck around when it comes to income?

I found it kind of amusing that she took the day off, sitting on her ass at home, posting FB status updates about how she's working & "everyday am hustling $$$"
.......................Right....

She'd still get it though.

 

[soulcougher73]

My large engineering firm actually has quite a few good looking women at it. Unfortunetly i dont know any of them, but a few do look pretty slutty and i wouldnt mind getting to know them One in particular..her body and they way she flaunts it a work makes a man think bad thoughts of what you would do to her.

 

[azazyel]

all the women I work with are high maintenance

 

[mmntech]

My office consists of two dudes (myself included), a middle-aged Pakistani lady, and a girl in her early 20s. She dresses professionally. Our new territorial manager doesn't stand for the office sluts like our old one did. God I miss that greasy dirt bag.

 

[Imp]

Guberment... most women over 40. Most overweight.

The young'uns are engineers, so nerdy/egomaniacs. Probably slutty, but don't dress that way. There's only one that's a slut (we were friends at one point), but she's borderline anorexic so no tits, no ass, face is meh, just hit 30, just really short skirts when it's warm - spends a lot of time outdoors, so legs are tanned to a very unattractive tone. Oh, and she mostly does the slutting outside the office.

 

[shortylickens]

Nerdy college girls DESPERATELY wanna get crazy with a man who wont harass them the next morning. Take a shot at one of them.

 

[IcePickFreak]

Don't work in the office anymore, but when I did they hired a few girls after I started there. The first was a chubby girl, not really that good looking but not a dog either, but even though she was married with a son she was out to slut her way up the ladder. Some of us went out for some drinks one night because the one sales manager guy (married with a kid as well) from out of town was a big drinker (big surprise there.) She was all over him the second half of the night after all the older upper management people left and then they left together.

A bit later they hired a friend of this girl, and she was actually pretty hot. She always wore tight fitting clothes and was rather well endowed on both ends. Had some first hand experience there and confirm she was an office slut. The best however was on a "casual friday" she came in with some total booty shorts on - I mean ass cheeks hanging out short. She never got sent home or anything (the GM could see her from his office and he was a dog lol.) She had a kid, but was divorced.

And since I mentioned the GM (married with several kids,) another time when we went out for drinks the young receptionist girl (hot, but not a slut and only 19 or 20) came out and brought a friend of hers with. Her friend was a knockout, wearing daisy dukes and a tank top, and the sales manager from the first instance and the GM were all over her, and not subtlety I might add. I was literally in tears when the GM went to the bathroom and came out with his hair wetted down and slicked back to give it another go. She was shooting them down left and right but they didn't give up til she left.

 

[spidey07]

We have a few. I shit you not one of the is late 50s and every male agrees they would tear it up, or get their dick torn off in the process. She looks good, muscular toned and a tight ass that took decades to perfect.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Lots of hot chicks in my current office, but none are sluts. I'd have to go back to one of my first jobs 10+ years ago to identify the office sluts, and that place had TONS of them and most were hot. They'd sleep with just about anyone.

 

[ultimatebob]

Sadly, all the hot ones got preggers where I work.

 

[spidey07]

Sadly, all the hot ones got preggers where I work.

Nice job! Keep on winning brother. Keep on winning.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

ha! reminds me of my meme i made a while back as sort of an inside joke, office cougar! i'll just post the widely applicable ones.

 

[Gothgar]

ha! reminds me of my meme i made a while back as sort of an inside joke, office cougar! i'll just post the widely applicable ones.

snip

:biggrin:

 

[spidey07]

:biggrin:

Pure win. It's funny because it's true.

 

[Lifted]

One at my office, always wearing tops that are too lose, which is fine by me.

Her parents are billionaires too, so a bit of the Paris thing going on, but not as slutty, nor stupid.

 

[mnewsham]

Full time college.
Let me clarify that. COMMUNITY college. Most of the chicks are butt ugly and the handful of cuties tend to wear baggy jeans, sweatshirts, and shower shoes. This holds true regardless of season.

So many times I wish I had gone to a nice state university right out of high school, smoked weed, had strange exotic sex with strange exotic women, slept in puddles of beer.
Yeah, CC sucks ass. Avoid it if you can.

My CC has FOB Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese chicks left and right. A gold mine for those of us who have yellow fever.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't get this one.

Thread is creepy, btw.

 

[Lifted]

I don't get this one.

Thread is creepy, btw.

The only creepy thing so far is that you don't get it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The only creepy thing so far is that you don't get it.

Is the second part a quote of her complaining that men make more money?

 

[xSauronx]

the girls are unattractive at best....on to hideous.

 

[spidey07]

I don't get this one.

Thread is creepy, btw.

You will some day. Some day when you grow up it will become clear.

 

[rpanic]

None out of the pod at work. Once and a while a temp will show up and provide some eye candy then the pod will swim in and find a way to get rid of her.

 

[spidey07]

None out of the pod at work. Once and a while a temp will show up and provide some eye candy then the pod will swim in and find a way to get rid of her.

LOL! That's what we always called the collection of big chics - a pod. And like killer whales, they will viciously attack the smaller ones.