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Office prank gone bad

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Ulfwald

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Back in October we had a pumpkin carving contest here at the office, and our group did not win. We thought all the pumpkins had been thrown away, until today. You see one of the guys (Lindsey) here love to play jokes on his friend (Jay) who helped get him hired here. So the day after Halloween he stuck the carved pumpkin into his friends desk drawer, and forgot about it. Now this would not be so bad if the guy whose drawer it was stuffed into had not gone on vacation for a week, closed on a house, and moved in.

Fast forward to yesterday, we start noticing that something really has a foul odor around Jay's desk. So we mention it to him today thinking it might be his tea jug that he uses to brew this special oriental tea he likes to drink. He says that it is not because he washed it all before he left on vacation, and began openen drawers to prove it. As he got to the bottom desk drawer, and yanked it open...........................the odor that came out was horrific. I mean it smelled like rotting fish. Jay was pissed, and Lindsey was no where to be seen. Jay tried to pick it up to throw it away, but it just fell apart in his hands, it was disgusting. 😀 Jay then yanked the desk drawer out of the slides and set the drawer on Lindseys desk, dripping with decomposing pumpkin juice. Lindsey now shows back up and sees what is going on, and begins busting a gut, and Jay threatens to "knock him the fvck out". So we had to seperate the two for a few minutes, and they cooled down and laughed about it.

Now here is the thing, the office still smells pretty bad, and we want to get Lindsey back pretty good, and it has to be good. Something that he will never forget.
 
It cannot e anything that damages company property or assets.

He drives a motor cycle
 
ha ha ha, good one... reminded me of the oat meal in the drawer and a rat that went in for it and die in there. it stunk up the entire department.
 
Originally posted by: Ned
Vomit into his car's heater vents.
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Well placed dead fish behind hubcaps is quite effective. Especially if you manage to get em so the wheel stays balanced. (doesnt vibrate at higher speeds)

It would be funny to hook up the horn on his motorcycle to the clutch handle. LOL sitting at a light blaring the horn.
 
If the seat of his motorcycle is black, put black paint on it just before he leaves the office.

Does your state have a helmet law? Put a dead fish in his helmet in the morning. He then has to wear it on the drive home.

 
Originally posted by: jalaram
If the seat of his motorcycle is black, put black paint on it just before he leaves the office.

Does your state have a helmet law? Put a dead fish in his helmet in the morning. He then has to wear it on the drive home.
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Deer urine FTW!
 
This happened to my sister a couple of years ago...

A friend of her's put some sort of whistle in the tail pipe of my sister's car.

Whistled like mad while she was driving... but not so much at idle.

She took it to the shop to have it checked out... and apparently (from what my sister told me) once they discovered the "problem" they literally couldn't stop laughing.

I imagine you coud do the same with a motorcycle.
 
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