Back in October we had a pumpkin carving contest here at the office, and our group did not win. We thought all the pumpkins had been thrown away, until today. You see one of the guys (Lindsey) here love to play jokes on his friend (Jay) who helped get him hired here. So the day after Halloween he stuck the carved pumpkin into his friends desk drawer, and forgot about it. Now this would not be so bad if the guy whose drawer it was stuffed into had not gone on vacation for a week, closed on a house, and moved in.
Fast forward to yesterday, we start noticing that something really has a foul odor around Jay's desk. So we mention it to him today thinking it might be his tea jug that he uses to brew this special oriental tea he likes to drink. He says that it is not because he washed it all before he left on vacation, and began openen drawers to prove it. As he got to the bottom desk drawer, and yanked it open...........................the odor that came out was horrific. I mean it smelled like rotting fish. Jay was pissed, and Lindsey was no where to be seen. Jay tried to pick it up to throw it away, but it just fell apart in his hands, it was disgusting.
Jay then yanked the desk drawer out of the slides and set the drawer on Lindseys desk, dripping with decomposing pumpkin juice. Lindsey now shows back up and sees what is going on, and begins busting a gut, and Jay threatens to "knock him the fvck out". So we had to seperate the two for a few minutes, and they cooled down and laughed about it.
Now here is the thing, the office still smells pretty bad, and we want to get Lindsey back pretty good, and it has to be good. Something that he will never forget.
Fast forward to yesterday, we start noticing that something really has a foul odor around Jay's desk. So we mention it to him today thinking it might be his tea jug that he uses to brew this special oriental tea he likes to drink. He says that it is not because he washed it all before he left on vacation, and began openen drawers to prove it. As he got to the bottom desk drawer, and yanked it open...........................the odor that came out was horrific. I mean it smelled like rotting fish. Jay was pissed, and Lindsey was no where to be seen. Jay tried to pick it up to throw it away, but it just fell apart in his hands, it was disgusting.
Jay then yanked the desk drawer out of the slides and set the drawer on Lindseys desk, dripping with decomposing pumpkin juice. Lindsey now shows back up and sees what is going on, and begins busting a gut, and Jay threatens to "knock him the fvck out". So we had to seperate the two for a few minutes, and they cooled down and laughed about it. Now here is the thing, the office still smells pretty bad, and we want to get Lindsey back pretty good, and it has to be good. Something that he will never forget.
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