Office Microwave rules

Sex Smurf

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Ok, so the microwave here broke for some reason and they got a shiny new one from costco. I guess someone decided to break it in with some microwave popcorn. MAN it stinks in the office now!

rule1 - no microwave popcorn (unless you share)
rule2 - no reheating fish for your lunches in the microwave.

any others?
 

Sex Smurf

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Oh, pick up your reheated food asap instead of leaving it in there to get cold again. Some people are waiting to use it after you.
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: Sex Smurf
Oh, pick up your reheated food asap instead of leaving it in there to get cold again. Some people are waiting to use it after you.

take the food out of the microwave and use it without waiting? :confused:
 

Sex Smurf

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Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: Sex Smurf
Oh, pick up your reheated food asap instead of leaving it in there to get cold again. Some people are waiting to use it after you.

take the food out of the microwave and use it without waiting? :confused:

Yeah, but some people freak out if another person touches their food. Otherwise, i would. It's usually those people who leave their food in the micro!
 

Dirigible

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Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
mm i was trying to think of a healthier snack.. popcorn.. i think ill make some fresh popped kind!

Mmmm.... fresh popped popcorn...

Now you made me all hungry.
 

txrandom

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Try cleaning it every once in a while? And make sure people cover up their food so the splatterings don't splatter all over the microwave.
 

mrjminer

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Clear the timer off when you are finished cooking your crap (ie: when you take your food out before the buzzer goes off).

GD my distaste for people who leave a time on the microwave, forcing me to press the stop button to reset it so that I can punch my time in, is beyond rapport.

Yah, this isn't really a "stink" one, but the decaying human corpse in the breakroom will surely smell worse than popcorn... after they are killed from not resetting their FIUNG TIME PDOIJFASRF
 

Gunslinger08

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Just don't microwave food that has a strong smell. If I can smell it at my desk, 100 feet from the microwave, you just broke the rules.
 

BooGiMaN

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people are pigs..no matter if they are in a professional enviroment or not

i will never understand why people come to work and do the nastiest sh1t..stuff they would never do at home..be it at the employee kitchen, bathroom or gym...
 

ColdFusion718

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
people are pigs..no matter if they are in a professional enviroment or not

i will never understand why people come to work and do the nastiest sh1t..stuff they would never do at home..be it at the employee kitchen, bathroom or gym...

QFT