Office Hours

[zanieladie]

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."

 

[IAteYourMother]

*rim shot*

 

[l Xes l]

smart, not funnay

 

[LordMaul]

You should replace "Mrs. Smith" with "a blonde" and it would be awesome. 😀

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Eh.

3/10

 

[axelfox]

booo-urns.

 

[Sqube]

Decently witty but, to be honest, it wasn't very funny.