**Offical Grapes Thread**

[XZeroII]

It's a topic that's on alot of people's minds, but are just too shy to talk about. Welcome to the Official Grapes Thread (OGT). Here you may talk about anything related to Grapes without fear a fear of getting stoned to death. Yes! All those questions about grapes that you have always wanted to ask can finally come out. You may also refer others to the OGT where they can participate and find answers to questions they may have.

 

[CKDragon]

Why are my grapes so swollen?

CK

 

[StinkyMeat]

Finally a thread worth posting in. Why do I somtimes find seeds in so-called seedless grapes? 😱

 

[AreaCode707]

Butter!!!

[Edit] Oh yeah, pics!?!! [/Edit]

 

[UltraQuiet]

It is obvious your brain is the size of a grape. The lock clock is ticking.

 

[pyonir]

why do some grapes taste sweet, and some taste bitter?

 

[Optimus]

Butter can never be resurrected, never copied. Butter is eternal - long live Butter!

 

[AreaCode707]

<< Butter can never be resurrected, never copied. Butter is eternal - long live Butter! >>



Not even trying for a resurrection, just borrowing for a convenient nef, which I don't do too often. 🙂

 

[Optimus]

HotChic - oh I know, I think you and I both saw the similarities of the thread to Butter, which is why we both brought it up. My post was about this thread never truly being another Butter. 🙂

 

[DanFungus]

<< Why are my grapes so swollen?

CK >>


AHHAHAHA--you made me spit all over my monitor!

 

[GermyBoy]

How come grape nuts don't taste like grapes? And if they are made of grapes, how do they make them get so small?

 

[StinkyMeat]

<< How come grape nuts don't taste like grapes? And if they are made of grapes, how do they make them get so small? >>



😕 Going to bed now. This just fried my brain.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Who do you have to know to become the guy that picks the seeds out of the grapes?

An oldie but a goodie:
A duck waddles into a store and goes up to the clerk and says, "Got any gwapes?"
The clerk says to him, "No, sorry I don't have any grapes."

The next day the duck comes back again and asks the store clerk, "Got any gwapes?"
The clerk, a little befuddled, again tells him no.

The third day the duck comes back again and asks the store clerk, "Got any gwapes?"
The clerk, this time very agitated, says, "No, and if you come back here asking for grapes again, I'm gonna staple your nuts to the ground."

Day four, the duck comes into the store and asks the clerk, "Got any staples?"
The clerk says no.
The duck says, "Got any gwapes?"

 

[Platypus]

🙂