Offensive Halloween costumes

Atlantean

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My girlfriend and I, along with a couple friends were at a costume party over the weekend. For my friend Shawn's costume, we bought 4 different shades of red paint 2 baby dolls and some 1/4" thick wire. I had an old lab coat that we painted so it looked like it was covered in blood and then we tried to melt one of the baby dolls in the microwave, and stabbed the wire through the other one. We painted the doll on the wire with red paint so it looked like it was covered in blood. The baby that we put in the microwave didn't quite melt, all that melted was the back of its head, so we cooked some noodles and stuffed them inside the head, then sprayed fake blood all over the noodles so they would look like brains. Shawn then put on suit pants, a dress shirt, tie and dress shoes. Then we splattered a bit of blood on his face and put the lab coat on. He grabbed the one baby and put it in the lab coat pocket and the one on the wire he carried over his shoulder. Went to the party and quite a few people were like "what are you supposed to be?" to which he replied "a doctor", "a doctor of what?", "a doctor of abortion". It was pretty offensive and hilarious, and ended up winning first place in the costume party. The first place prize was a texas mickey of vodka, so we decided to split it tonight when we are handing out halloween candy.
 

Aharami

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thats a touchy subject. im surprised he didnt get punched in the face by some chick
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: Aharami
thats a touchy subject. im surprised he didnt get punched in the face by some chick

waaaaah!

thats a great imaginative costume haha... nice one =)
hey at least he didnt go as zombie steve irwin with a stinger through his chest =P
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Atlantean
My girlfriend and I, along with a couple friends were at a costume party over the weekend. For my friend Shawn's costume, we bought 4 different shades of red paint 2 baby dolls and some 1/4" thick wire. I had an old lab coat that we painted so it looked like it was covered in blood and then we tried to melt one of the baby dolls in the microwave, and stabbed the wire through the other one. We painted the doll on the wire with red paint so it looked like it was covered in blood. The baby that we put in the microwave didn't quite melt, all that melted was the back of its head, so we cooked some noodles and stuffed them inside the head, then sprayed fake blood all over the noodles so they would look like brains. Shawn then put on suit pants, a dress shirt, tie and dress shoes. Then we splattered a bit of blood on his face and put the lab coat on. He grabbed the one baby and put it in the lab coat pocket and the one on the wire he carried over his shoulder. Went to the party and quite a few people were like "what are you supposed to be?" to which he replied "a doctor", "a doctor of what?", "a doctor of abortion". It was pretty offensive and hilarious, and ended up winning first place in the costume party. The first place prize was a texas mickey of vodka, so we decided to split it tonight when we are handing out halloween candy.
maybe Shawn's parents should've just aborted him.
 

Nik

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Don't live your life being afraid to offend someone. If someone is offended by something you do or say, that's their problem-in-the-head, not yours. I hate people who think they have the right to control the world simply because they were offended by something. Fvck them. If you don't like something, tough. Deal with it.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: GuideBot
Don't live your life being afraid to offend someone. If someone is offended by something you do or say, that's their problem-in-the-head, not yours. I hate people who think they have the right to control the world simply because they were offended by something. Fvck them. If you don't like something, tough. Deal with it.
i'd deal with it. i wouldn't sit back and be a follower and think it was funny.

 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: Spooner
melting rubber in the microwave? sounds like that would smell pretty bad
Trust me, the last time I put a REAL baby in the microwave, it smelled a lot worse.
 

BAMAVOO

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Originally posted by: GuideBot
Don't live your life being afraid to offend someone. If someone is offended by something you do or say, that's their problem-in-the-head, not yours. I hate people who think they have the right to control the world simply because they were offended by something. Fvck them. If you don't like something, tough. Deal with it.

And you are the same person that would file a lawsuit when you were offended. :roll:
 

DaTT

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: Spooner
melting rubber in the microwave? sounds like that would smell pretty bad
Trust me, the last time I put a REAL baby in the microwave, it smelled a lot worse.

bahhhhh....I want to respond, but I have nothing to top your comment with.

:thumbsup:
 

thraashman

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I guess I don't think it's that creative since abortions are usually done in the first trimester at which point they don't look a thing like a baby yet.
 

CKent

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Political statements and art (of which I'd consider halloween costumes a form) never really seem to mix very well.
 

Rubycon

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In 1995 they had Ron and Nicole custumes. :Q (From the OJ Simpson Trial for those of you that may not remember. :p )
 

irishScott

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A guy from the floor below me dressed as a catholic priest with a kid sucking his dick. Hilarious as hell :laugh: