My girlfriend and I, along with a couple friends were at a costume party over the weekend. For my friend Shawn's costume, we bought 4 different shades of red paint 2 baby dolls and some 1/4" thick wire. I had an old lab coat that we painted so it looked like it was covered in blood and then we tried to melt one of the baby dolls in the microwave, and stabbed the wire through the other one. We painted the doll on the wire with red paint so it looked like it was covered in blood. The baby that we put in the microwave didn't quite melt, all that melted was the back of its head, so we cooked some noodles and stuffed them inside the head, then sprayed fake blood all over the noodles so they would look like brains. Shawn then put on suit pants, a dress shirt, tie and dress shoes. Then we splattered a bit of blood on his face and put the lab coat on. He grabbed the one baby and put it in the lab coat pocket and the one on the wire he carried over his shoulder. Went to the party and quite a few people were like "what are you supposed to be?" to which he replied "a doctor", "a doctor of what?", "a doctor of abortion". It was pretty offensive and hilarious, and ended up winning first place in the costume party. The first place prize was a texas mickey of vodka, so we decided to split it tonight when we are handing out halloween candy.
