Offend me, come on, I dare you!

[RedRooster]

<< You live in Canada? Didn't they just have an outbreak of BLANDTHRAX? Not that it matters, you seem to live a boring enough life as it is. It's people like you that make me sick. I'm seriously about to vomit right now just thinking about it. C'mon, don't lie to us - we know you don't have a girlfriend. The closest you'll ever get to a piece of ass is when your finger slips through the toilet paper. People like you should be rounded up onto a remote island and then nuked into oblivion. I swear, some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

Good day Sir, and I pray we never meet in person. >>



There we go, we're up into "8" territory now!
Now step it up another notch and bring in the "Osama" effect.

 

[Electric Amish]

Shut thy face!

Thou mewling doghearted mumble-news!

Thou bawdy common-kissing canker-blossom!

Thou impertinent shard-borne clotpole!

Thou craven fool-born minnow!

Thou cockered pottle-deep apple-john!

Thou spleeny common-kissing malt-worm!

amish

 

[Zwingle]

I rated you a 1....is that offending enough?

 

[RedRooster]

<< Thou cockered pottle-deep apple-john!

amish >>



Ouch! Honestly, that one was a little over the top dude. Turn it down some.

 

[MrCraphead]

this is one of the most peculiar threads I've seen in a long time. KUDOS TO YOU!!!

 

[firestar46]

Does you're mother know you talk like this ?


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[SkunkButt]

Do you get off on other people dissing you? Is this the only way you can get your 2" schlong hard enough to please that horse-face you call a girl-friend? Your obviously sitting at home, bored as hell, already done wanking to some granny pr0n, looking for some other way to get off, you sickass mofo. (Oops, gotta get back to work)

 

[Yeeny]

The closest you'll ever get to a piece of ass is when your finger slips through the toilet paper.

LMAO!!!

The only way RedRooster could get laid, is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.

Sorry, I saw the rooster part of your nick and just had to say that.

 

[datalink7]

'Allo, daffy Canadian kanigget and Monsieur RedRooster,
who is afraid of a duck, you know!

I one more time-a unclog my nose in
your direction, sons of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you
heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

I burst my pimples
at you and call your offend me request a silly thing. You
tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

Yes, this time and [something] any more or we fire arrows
at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles
already! Ha ha!

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called RedRooster, you and all your silly Canadian kaniggets.
Thppppt!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

illegitimate faced buggerful! And, if you
think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing
yet!

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

 

[hoihtah]

i'm lost.... and why are you doing this?

 

[LordThing]

Don't make me unleash my Chair Dancing.

Of course, I think you have already seen it.

 

[RedRooster]

Haha, you guys and gals are GOOD!
Kudos to all of you, my shirt is dripping with tears.

GirlFriday, that was VERY clever. haha Already tried that though, doesn't work.

 

[GasX]

You life is all about cause and effect

Cause:


<< My father comes from a Ukranian family
My mother comes from a Metis(half French, half Indian) family >>



Effect:


<< I graduated college in May and still don't have a job
I drive a rusty Honda Accord
It's winter time and I live in Canada. >>



I left the girlfriend thing alone, because I am up to 5 years.

 

[StageLeft]

Not only are you the bastard son of a God-damned immigrant (and from a useless country for that matter), but you're the bastard son of a bastard mother, who's birth was the result of a whored meeting between a French trader and a Native.

Add to that the fact that your degree is 1) in a useless field and 2) your GPA is garbage, and we're not surprised you don't have a job. And don't count on a lucky chance at an interview getting you one either. Socially inept, pock-marked a-holes don't make good first impressions.

As intensely pathetic it is you driving a rusty old Accord, your patheticness will be multiplied three fold when you, due to lack of income, have to sell it to make ends meet.

Interesting use of words referring to her as a "girlfriend". I'd of used the words doggedly-ugly she-pet, but whatever. Even somebody as oxygen-wasting as you realizes the stupidity involved in marrying her.

Winter time in Canada? First, dumbass, it's not winter until December. Secondly you think you're cold now? Just wait until January. Perhaps with the $150 you get from your accord you can buy a winter jacket while walking to the liqour store, as you do all too often.


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<- Hey man, you asked!

 

[halik]

The only way RedRooster could get laid, is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.

hahaha