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Offbeat and Weird or strange goals you have?

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TommyVercetti

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Here is mine. I want to be the dead guy on CSI or CSI Miami. I don't care how the dead body is, inside a trash can, crushed car, hanging upside down, whatever, I just want to be the dead guy on that show once in my lifetime.

Yours?
 
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Here is mine. I want to be the dead guy on CSI or CSI Miami. I don't care how the dead body is, inside a trash can, crushed car, hanging upside down, whatever, I just want to be the dead guy on that show once in my lifetime.

Yours?
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mine is to take the guy's from the wiggles TV show and film them in a 5 way with Dorthy the dinosaur.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Here is mine. I want to be the dead guy on CSI or CSI Miami. I don't care how the dead body is, inside a trash can, crushed car, hanging upside down, whatever, I just want to be the dead guy on that show once in my lifetime.

Yours?
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mine is to take the guy's from the wiggles TV show and film them in a 5 way with Dorthy the dinosaur.
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:Q
 
Since my IT firm just landed a 1.5 million dollar deal, I want to buy a sailboat/yacht and sail the south pacific for a couple of years.

I figure with competent co-managers and partners I can just run everything from the back of the boat. 🙂
 
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
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That's not weird, that's normal.
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
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does this list include animals?
 
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Originally posted by: rudeguy
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
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does this list include animals?
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no your mom doesnt count
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
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so which is the best?
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Originally posted by: rudeguy
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
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does this list include animals?
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no your mom doesnt count
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haha that's cute
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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: waggy
I have been closer. Worst screw up ever.
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about the closest i have been is when i was dating my wife. Me her and her sister were going to Iowa to see her dad. well it started to rain real hard and it was late. so we got a room together. all they had was a room with a king and a couch.

me and my girlfriend were to share the bed and her sister to get the couch. half way through the night her sister had to join us because the couch was falling apart!

of course they wouldn't do anything. but darn that would have been fun!

i did get to see her sister naked. 🙂
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Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: rudeguy
this will make me sound like a pig...but I want to be with a girl of every race. I have already managed to score most of them: black, white, spanish, indian, eskimo, mixed, jewish, the only one I have left is asian
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so which is the best?
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white redheads...warn your neighbors before you have one of those over
 
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
3 way with 2 hot girls.
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pft thats not strange or weird. heck thats normal!
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okay how about 3 way with 2 hot sober girls?
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my gf keeps asking me what my fanticies are. i think if i keep saying this she will fidna friend for me and her 🙂
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: waggy
I have been closer. Worst screw up ever.
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about the closest i have been is when i was dating my wife. Me her and her sister were going to Iowa to see her dad. well it started to rain real hard and it was late. so we got a room together. all they had was a room with a king and a couch.

me and my girlfriend were to share the bed and her sister to get the couch. half way through the night her sister had to join us because the couch was falling apart!

of course they wouldn't do anything. but darn that would have been fun!

i did get to see her sister naked. 🙂
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Did you at least make a move?

I had 2 girls teased me before. I was at a party and i was chilling on the floor by the tv, and one thing led to another, and i started making out with this one girl. Next thing i know, her friend was over on the otherside, and started to nibble on my ribs and my nipple. Then all 3 of us started kissing. Hottest thing ever, i thought i was going to explode right there. Of course when i asked them if they wanted to take off, they couldn't. They told me they were sorry and was only joking around. I told them not to be, that was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Like i thought, they loved how bashful i was, but didn't go any further 🙁
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