Ode to the Greasy N00b

[Wallydraigle]

Stuffing their faces with candy bars
And drinking Mountain Dew
Melted fudge
Nutella spread
They are licking off the filthy floor
Time for a piss
Three day old moldy diarrhea
N00bs drinking Olestra by the quart
Anal leakage
This is getting good
Going to WallyWorld late at night to buy Depends and not quite making it!
Scraping the cheese off thrown away pizza boxes because you're too lazy to cook
AC not working
Melting into a stinking pile of human poo that even a hungry cockroach wouldn't think of eating.
This is your life
You obese, greasy n00b.


Thank you.

 

[Orsorum]

 

[HappyPuppy]

Mr. Wally, Sir, you have captured the feelings of oh so many of us in your ode. You should be granted Elite status for you effort.

I give you a :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Mr. Wally, Sir, you have captured the feelings of oh so many of us in your ode. You should be granted Elite status for you effort.

I give you a :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

That n00bs have been pwn3d is my only reward.

 

[Orsorum]

Not a half bad ode, btw.

 

[HappyPuppy]

The sheer genius of Wally's ode deserves a rebirth so that others may revel in the glow of his insight and love of humanity.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Orsorum