Ode To The Best Small Kitchen Gadget Ever Made

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Oh, how you make my frozen pizza dinner so melty and hot.
Put the pizza on the roating pan and then it's one quick turn
Of the dial to 12 or 16 minutes depending on what you've got.
The crust gets crunchy and the cheese gets bubbly and doesn't burn.
Fvck Digiorno, this baby makes everthing taste like delivery!


How I love thee, Presto Pizzazz Pizza maker!

 

[Lonyo]

...Are you *that* lazy that you cant be bothered to turn the pizza once during cooking?

 

[thecrecarc]

read your signature

 

[dullard]

Using the oven you probably already have for pizza cooking: free and done in 15-20 minutes.
Using the stovetop you probably already have for pizza cooking: free and done in 25 minutes.
Buying a toaster oven for pizza cooking: $30 and done in 15 minutes.
Buying a Pizza Pizzazz: $40 and lots of storage/countertop space wasted.

MrChad said it better than I could (his post is below):

Originally posted by: MrChad
"one trick ponies" in the kitchen are almost always bad ideas. With a limited amount of space (and money), you should learn to use multi-function devices in the kitchen to suit your needs rather than buy a bunch of gadgets that only serve a single purpose.

 

[Ika]

Oven-cooked frozen pizza is still better.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: dullard
Oven for pizza cooking: free and done in 15-20 minutes.
Stovetop for pizza cooking: free and done in 25 minutes.
Toaster oven for pizza cooking: $30 and done in 15 minutes.
Pizza Pizzazz: $80.

Where can I get one of these free ranges???

 

[Ramma2]

Not to mention the cost of gas/electricity to heat up the entire oven to 400 degrees for 20 mins, then all that heat bleeds into your house and you have to pay for the AC to cool it down.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: dullard
Oven for pizza cooking: free and done in 15-20 minutes.
Stovetop for pizza cooking: free and done in 25 minutes.
Toaster oven for pizza cooking: $30 and done in 15 minutes.
Pizza Pizzazz: $80.

The Pizzazz is only $30, and the biggest advantage beside the cooking quality is you don't have to preheat your oven.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
...Are you *that* lazy that you cant be bothered to turn the pizza once during cooking?

that isn't the point....the cooking is much more even and the crust gets nice and crunchy

 

[Feldenak]

I prefer my pizza stone.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
The Pizzazz is only $30, and the biggest advantage beside the cooking quality is you don't have to preheat your oven.

It started out at $100, and dropped to $80 for several years. I was unaware it dropped to $30 (However a quick online search still shows $40 as the price). Even then, at $30 it is expensive for a one-purpose, bulky space-taking gadget. You don't have to preheat the oven for many frozen pizzas either. Plus, crunchy crust sucks donkey balls. Soft crust is where it is.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: loup garou
Where can I get one of these free ranges???

Right there in your kitchen. At least it is true for 99% of people in the US.

Man, I got scammed!
*runs off to call Sears and demand his money back*

 

[jdini76]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: loup garou
Where can I get one of these free ranges???

Right there in your kitchen. At least it is true for 99% of people in the US.

Man, I got scammed!
*runs off to call Sears and demand his money back*

its free for a 16 year old.

 

[neomits]

Originally posted by: dullard
Oven for pizza cooking: free and done in 15-20 minutes.
Stovetop for pizza cooking: free and done in 25 minutes.
Toaster oven for pizza cooking: $30 and done in 15 minutes.
Pizza Pizzazz: $80.

how do you cook a pizza on a stovetop?

please share your black magic

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: loup garou
Where can I get one of these free ranges???

Right there in your kitchen. At least it is true for 99% of people in the US.

Man, I got scammed!
*runs off to call Sears and demand his money back*

no ******! i spent $500 on my damn range! grr i going to do a chargback on my CC!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: neomits

Originally posted by: dullard
Oven for pizza cooking: free and done in 15-20 minutes.
Stovetop for pizza cooking: free and done in 25 minutes.
Toaster oven for pizza cooking: $30 and done in 15 minutes.
Pizza Pizzazz: $80.

how do you cook a pizza on a stovetop?

please share your black magic

heh i did a pizza on my webber =)

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: loup garou
Where can I get one of these free ranges???

Right there in your kitchen. At least it is true for 99% of people in the US.

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
The Pizzazz is only $30, and the biggest advantage beside the cooking quality is you don't have to preheat your oven.

It started out at $100, and dropped to $80 for several years. I was unaware it dropped to $30 (However a quick online search still shows $40 as the price). Even then, at $30 it is expensive for a one-purpose, bulky space-taking gadget. You don't have to preheat the oven for many frozen pizzas either. Plus, crunchy crust sucks donkey balls. Soft crust is where it is.

Dunno...I got mine for $20 from Macys.com about 3 years ago. I say it in today's Kohls ad for $30, thats what made me post.

You can disagree all you want, but if you've ever used one, you'd love it.

$50 on Amazon, and 4 1/2 stars out of 5 on over 100 reviews.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: neomits
how do you cook a pizza on a stovetop?

please share your black magic

Third post. Note: in that link, I said it takes 1 hour on low because I was attempting to get soft crust. Since MikeyIs4Dcats wants crunchy crust, ~25 minutes on higher heat works too.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I used my toaster oven to cook pizzas. It's small enough that it heats up fast, but it has a "bulge" in it that makes a 12" pizza fit perfectly. I've only used my oven once in 9 months. (to cook garlic bread that was too long to fit)

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: loup garou
Where can I get one of these free ranges???

Right there in your kitchen. At least it is true for 99% of people in the US.

So, because I have something, that makes it free? Damn, I guess I've never spent any money in my life.

 

[dullard]

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: JujuFish
So, because I have something, that makes it free?

Yes, it is free to use something that you ALREADY HAVE.

well then the pizza thing is free then after the 1st use eh? so that makes your argument useless.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Pampered Chef's pizza stone > pizzazz

 

[dullard]

 

[elektrolokomotive]

My Pizzazz. Strips paint, too.