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Ode to Homer J. Simpson,

E

eakers

Lifer
simpson homer simpson
he;s the greatest guy in history
from the town of springfield
hes about to hit a chestnut tree

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down


Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you

when i was 17 i drank some very good beer
i drank some very good beer
i purchased with a fake ID
my name was Brian mcGee
I stayed up listening queen
when i was 17

but i used to rock and roll all nite and party EV AR REE day....then it was every other day...now im lucky if i can find 1/2 hr a week in which to get funky


*kat. <-- has a special place in her heart for homer
 
Lisa : &quot;... World domination???!!!&quot;
Homer : &quot;Oops! That must be a mistake.&quot;
Brain to Homer : &quot;Mental note -- the girl knows too much.&quot;


Homer (to brain): &quot;Uh, oh. It's time you told Marge your secret.&quot;
Homer : &quot;Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.&quot;
Marge : &quot;Oh, my gosh!&quot;
Brain : &quot;No, the other secret.&quot;
Homer : &quot;Marge, I never passed high school.&quot;
Marge : &quot;That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it
does.&quot;


&quot;Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.&quot;


Homer : &quot;Quiet, I can't hear myself think.&quot;
Brain : &quot;I want some peanuts.&quot;
Homer : &quot;That's better.&quot;


&quot;Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip&quot;


Homer: [In a silly voice] &quot;Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.
I'm here to pick up a letter.&quot;
Postal Worker: &quot;Your first name?&quot;
Homer: [In silly voice] &quot;I don't know.&quot;
 
homer to bart: will you play catch with me son?
bart: i dont feel like it.
homer: its a sad world when a son wont play catch with his dad
homer's dad from behind the corner: hey son! ill play catch with you!
homer: go to hell!

haha
 
the funniest thing homer ever did was when he tried to trash moes car into the ocean. he jumped out of the car when it was rolling down the hill and thought to himself, &quot;this is the perfect plan&quot;. he then rolls and hits a rock, flys back into the car as it falls down the cliff into the ocean where the police arrest him.

haha, funny man that homer simpson...
 
Homer: Mmmmm... the last peanut covered in the oily goodness of its departed breathren.

/The greasy nut slips from Homer's chubby fingers and falls behind the couch. Homer reaches under couch to retrieve peanut and pulls out a $20 bill.

Homer: Doh! I wanted a peanut.
Brain: $20 can be used to buy many peanuts.
H: Explain how.
B: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
H: Woohoo!

/Wind blows $20 bill out the window.

KingHam
 
Homer: &quot;No beer and no tv make Home something something .. &quot;
Marge: &quot;Go crazy?&quot;
Homer: &quot;DON'T MIND IF I DO!@#$&quot; [crazy jumping around with insane laughter]

There are just too many funny Homer Simpson moments ..
 
Marge: I don't want you to go stalking anyone. It's so illegal!
Homer: Fine i won't do it. Now, I'll just go... and... STALK... Lenny and Carl...... DOH!

*Homer escaping from jail on a book shelf thing...

must kill Moe..... Weeeee!!!! Must kill Moe.... Weeeee!!!


*When homer save patty and salma's jobs...

Marge: Homer, that is a very nice thing you did to my sisters.
Homer: I didn't do it for them marge, I did it for you. I'd kill for you.... <funny evil eyes> Please ask me to kill for you...

And the ever famous...

Mmmmmmm.... Donuts. 🙂
 
the best homer simpson line EVER - from one of those halloween episodes

Homer: Take that Washington!

[bashes Zombie Washington]

Homer: Eat Lead, Einstein!

[Beats zombie Einstein]

Homer: Show's over, Shakespeare!

[Clubs Zombie Shakespeare]

Zombie Shakespeare[Lying on ground]: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare? [Eyes roll over and head falls]

Hahahaha!
 
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