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Odd News: Shark May Contain Human Head

Josh

Lifer
This is probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard of since I watched Jaws

Shark May Contain Human Head
A two-meter (six-foot) tiger shark has been caught off Australia's east coast containing what police said appeared to be a human head, ABC radio reported on Sunday. The shark, caught on Saturday off Lord Howe Island, contained what appeared to be a head and an arm or leg bone inside its stomach, the radio said.

Police inquiries are continuing.
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Could it be a real-life Jaws? What ever should we do? 😛
 


<< oh no, a shark attack, we've never gone through those before.


oh wait, yes we have. silly me
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Hehe, but I don't think they've ever found a &quot;head&quot; inside one.
 
uh, when sharks ate people before, I'm sure it ate the head. this is just the first time we caught one with the head intact?

actually, prolly not, I think I remember a story from the early-mid 1900's where they found a shark with half a body in it.
 


<< uh, when sharks ate people before, I'm sure it ate the head. this is just the first time we caught one with the head intact?

actually, prolly not, I think I remember a story from the early-mid 1900's where they found a shark with half a body in it.
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In 1900? Man, how do you remember that? This is the first time I've actuall heard of something like this...
 
Hehe, but I don't think they've ever found a &quot;head&quot; inside one.

One day you'll be glad to find your head inside a closely related species.

Viper GTS
 


<< Hehe, but I don't think they've ever found a &quot;head&quot; inside one.

One day you'll be glad to find your head inside a closely related species.

Viper GTS
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Ah, I can always rely on Viper to give me advice for my &quot;adult&quot; years. Thanks Viper 🙂
 


<< In 1900? Man, how do you remember that? This is the first time I've actuall heard of something like this... >>

I watch the discovery and history channels a lot because the rest of the channels are crap, I tend to pick up things.
 


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<< In 1900? Man, how do you remember that? This is the first time I've actuall heard of something like this... >>

I watch the discovery and history channels a lot because the rest of the channels are crap, I tend to pick up things.
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Ah, I watch the Discovery channel sometimes, you don't watch anything else? Not even &quot;The Simpsons&quot; or any primetime shows?
 


<< hmmm common sense....sharks eat meat ....people = meat
thus sharks have actually eaten people =P duh
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I know, but it's not usual you find the body intact, it usually digests the thing 😛
 


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<< In 1900? Man, how do you remember that? This is the first time I've actuall heard of something like this... >>

I watch the discovery and history channels a lot because the rest of the channels are crap, I tend to pick up things.
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Ah, I watch the Discovery channel sometimes, you don't watch anything else? Not even &quot;The Simpsons&quot; or any primetime shows?
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Of course I do, simpsons, news, even cartoons (yes, I have watched pokemon on occasion). However, some shows just reek of stupidity (anything on the WB between 8 and 10 PM), and most of the time I'm using my computer anyway.
 


<< Could it be a real-life Jaws? What ever should we do? >>


It's ok...this is a tiger shark. Jaws was a great white. Anyhow, as long as you stay on LAND like people were meant to, you won't get eaten by a shark... Wait a min...there's a knock on the door...I think it's Avon calling. I'll be righ.....
 
I wonder what the judge will set the bail at...

I wonder if PETA will get involved, I wonder if they'll try to get the ACLU to defend the shark's rights... (ignoring the fact that the ACLU is the American Civil Liberties Union)

Does Australia have the death penalty? Would the murder of a person give cause for the mandatory death of the shark?

Could the shark plead innocent by reason of nature?

How about by reasons of insanity? (&quot;Damn those humans! Their salty pork-meat is so tasty! I can't possibly resist them!&quot😉
 
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