odd jokes...

[notfred]

I find this funny, and no, I can't tell you why:

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with brightly colour machine tools.

What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
They both have wheels except for the monkey.

What is the difference between a duck?
The one eye is blue and the other eye is also green.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.

 

[imported_Mike]

unfunny

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I don't find that funny, and I can't tell you why.

 

[Jeff7181]

That made my elbow hurt.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I don't find that funny, and I can't tell you why.

because they suck?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I don't find that funny, and I can't tell you why.

because they suck?

I didn't want to hurt his feelings

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I don't find that funny, and I can't tell you why.

because they suck?

I didn't want to hurt his feelings

Don't worry, I didn't write them.

 

[So]

First one == mildly amusing, other two were mindbending.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I don't find that funny, and I can't tell you why.

because they suck?

I didn't want to hurt his feelings

Don't worry, I didn't write them.

Ok, they sucked

 

[Mucho]

Sometimes I laugh at joke just for the mere stupidity.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Snakes don't even have armpits!

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

obligatory

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
unfunny

sigh

 

[nakedfrog]

LOL
I like them. The only one I've seen before is the "Fish" one.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: So
First one == mildly amusing, other two were mindbending.

But there were four...

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
That made my elbow hurt.

only thing in thread that made me chuckle

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
That made my elbow hurt.

That made it worth reading.

 

[Aharami]

these are awesome!! hahahahha




sike

 

[Zanix]

I liked them

 

[isasir]

Ooh ooh, I got one:

Why did the surrealist cross the road?

Clock.

Ha ha ha!

 

[KB]

Reminds me of jokes my brother told when he was very young:


Q. Why is the dog in the doghouse.







A. Because the bush is green.